Aaron Rodgers, NFL’s Lightning Rod

The world’s greatest living quarterback can’t avoid controversy.

He seems to try.

But is he capable of doing so?

Just when you think Aaron Rodgers’s life had returned to as normal as we’ve ever seen it; he done gone out and got hisself a new girlfriend and they got matching tattoos.

“Out of character!” you say pounding the table in front of you.

“What is the character of Aaron Rodgers?” may possibly be the question many table pounders are asking now after recent dramatic revelations?.

Most important, practice for NFL teams is a week away. Will the only man who has the potential to take the Green Bay Packers to Super Bowl Nirvana this year be mentally ready for the upcoming season?

It seemed to be trending that way. Feuding family making attempts to reunite, all engagements and marriage plans mutually abandoned by the partners involved, niggling old injuries healing given the tincture of time and the best medical care available, therapeutics to control COVID variants for unvaccinated humans.

The 2022 season looked to the millions of Packer fans throughout the world to be the season their much-heralded QB would not be distracted by injuries on — or off-the-field complications of life.

What’s wrong with this picture?

Just two words: Aaron Rodgers.

Gone are the distractions of Jessica Szohr (actor), Olivia Munn(actor), Kelly Rohrbach (Sports Illustrated swimsuit model), Danica Patrick (Race car driver and actor), Shailene Woodley (actor)

Enter:

Blu of Earth (witch and medicine woman)

According to the New York Post Blu, as she prefers to be called, denied being a witch but admits to solidifying her and Aaron’s relationship with matching tattoos. If there’s symbolic meaning in the odd illustration the happy couple is not sharing.

Blu is the founder of Florscence, a modern mystery school for women to reclaim the magical, radically authentic, wise, wild, unapologetic you. She also hosts a podcast called “De Ja Blu” (get it). Described by the Post “as a clean reservoir of consciousness from which souls thirsty for purity, relief, and love can drink”.

Hey Aaron! Your fans and I wish you the best with the new woman and the matching tats.

Your tattoo looks a little like “the Green Bay Sweep” play about which the politicians were talking a couple of months ago.

Hey man, you don’t need politics, you’re still the King of Green Bay!

This story was self-published on 7/14/22