
A Week In Toadstools
Don’t be bold if you want to grow old
It’s that time of year when toadstools come into their own. These sprang up at the start of the week…

… were then run over by a tractor …

… but were soon popping up again stronger than ever …

There was a time we would harvest field mushrooms and take them to a friend to gauge her reaction. If she delightedly accepted a basketful, they were ok. If she stepped back and declared, “Bin those!” we knew they weren’t.
The ones above are the sort we might have risked harvesting, but we’d have been wary of these, too flat, too neat …

I used to say that, as they can’t be mistaken for anything else, I would eat a puffball if ever I found one fresh enough. Luckily for me, I never did. I later learnt that their family too has its poisonous branch — the pigskin puffball.
No puffballs of any sort have popped up this year, but we found this magnificent specimen on the trunk of the giant willow. It might be hen-of-the-woods and if so, a tasty and nutritious treat, but again, I wouldn’t risk it …

Advice on harvesting mushrooms is clear: either be an expert or be with an expert. Even experienced mushroom hunters have been caught out. Nicholas Evans, author of The Horse Whisperer came close to poisoning his whole family in a mix-up between ceps (edible) and webcap (deadly).
Mushroom hunters can be old or they can be bold. They won’t be both.
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