100 Word Challenge — Wild
A Teaser For: “BATTLES OF THE ANGRY PUSSIES”
[Princess Paw Paw] VS [Pussy Galore]
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Being smaller, weaker, and less skilled were only a few of Princess Paw Paw’s disadvantages. She had also been de-clawed.
If all of that, didn’t raise her fur, seeing her opponent, almost sent her scampering for her litter box.
Not more than 1000 paws away, stands their leader. The largest, strongest, wildest, and most feral of them all!
Pussy Galore grunts out:
“Give Up Tiny Pussy! You Can’t Win!”
Grabbing her whips nervously, the Princess replies:
“I have no choice, Galore! I fight for my Kingdom!”
Her whips igniting from her extreme anger:
“Than, you shall Die for your Kingdom!”
Zote: (Zatanna note) In case you ever wondered what was going on inside my mind, vs. my pants, (Ranchy) it’s Wild stuff like this. Normally, I wouldn’t use a Hundo as a Teaser, but when the word was Wild, I had no choice. Because that one word, is what I hope will best explain:
“BATTLES OF THE ANGRY PUSSIES”
Scratching your Itches… whenever they decide. They’re fucking Hy-breads of cats, which are as aloof as fuck. They’ll do whatever they want, when they want. Don’t like it? Get a Dog!
Zegal Zote: (Legal Note) And yes, I know there was a Pussy Galore back in 1959 for James Bond, but character names can not be trademarked. The only other trademark for Pussy Galore has a 2008–04–19 Status of: 602 - Abandoned-Failure To Respond Or Late Response.
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