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stant</li><li>Comforts you when you are upset about something</li><li>Traces your eyebrow with a finger</li><li>Remembers inside jokes</li><li>Loves to create romance</li><li>Reminds you how special you are</li><li>Knows the power of a good GIF</li><li>Wants to share a book or a song</li><li>Cares about your OPSEC (doesn’t want you to get caught)</li><li>Asks about your day</li><li>Makes time for you on a regular basis</li><li>Sends good mornings and good night texts</li><li>“Miss you, baby” messages</li><li>Makes you smile uncontrollably</li><li>Wants to fulfill your sexual bucket list</li><li>Cares about your fantasies</li><li>Is absolutely amazing in bed</li><li>Appreciates you</li><li>Remembers your “anniversary” of meeting</li><li>Wants you</li></ul>Is this too much to ask for in an amazing affair? A quality human being? Or are adulterers all scum? Wait, don’t answer. That was rhetorical. I have enough hate.“You can have this with your spouse!” they’d say. Maybe we could or maybe we couldn’t.

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Most of us have tried. I know I have.None of these bullet points happened in my marriage except for anniversaries that were boring and meaningless.This leaves us with looking.Finding someone who makes you feel special and adored. That’s what your marriage isn’t providing. Someone who checks all your boxes like no one else has.What are the signs of a excellent affair partner? All of the above.Tell me your bullet list!Follow me at <a href="https://monalisasmile.substack.com/">[email protected]</a> (It’s free motherfucker and I’m worth it!)Buy me a chai tea (my fave!) at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39913033">[email protected]</a>.<a href="https://ko-fi.com/home/coffeeshop?txid=6b76247c-3690-4e1a-a046-13f2fdc90765&mode=r&ReturnUrl=/Manage/SupportReceived">Support me at ko-fi/monalisasmiled</a> because I’m interestingly evil…</article></body>

What are the signs of an excellent affair partner?

Makes you laugh

Also knows when to be serious

“Reads” you in an instant

Texts consistently

Tells you that they desire you

Understands that family comes first, we all have real life responsibilities

Doesn’t get too clingy or too distant

Comforts you when you are upset about something

Traces your eyebrow with a finger

Remembers inside jokes

Loves to create romance

Reminds you how special you are

Knows the power of a good GIF

Wants to share a book or a song

Cares about your OPSEC (doesn’t want you to get caught)

Asks about your day

Makes time for you on a regular basis

Sends good mornings and good night texts

“Miss you, baby” messages

Makes you smile uncontrollably

Wants to fulfill your sexual bucket list

Cares about your fantasies

Is absolutely amazing in bed

Appreciates you

Remembers your “anniversary” of meeting

Wants you

Is this too much to ask for in an amazing affair? A quality human being? Or are adulterers all scum? Wait, don’t answer. That was rhetorical. I have enough hate.

“You can have this with your spouse!” they’d say. Maybe we could or maybe we couldn’t. Most of us have tried. I know I have.

None of these bullet points happened in my marriage except for anniversaries that were boring and meaningless.

This leaves us with looking.

Finding someone who makes you feel special and adored. That’s what your marriage isn’t providing. Someone who checks all your boxes like no one else has.

What are the signs of a excellent affair partner? All of the above.

Tell me your bullet list!

Follow me at [email protected] (It’s free motherfucker and I’m worth it!)

Buy me a chai tea (my fave!) at [email protected].

A Shout Out to Quality Lovers

They do exist…

What are the signs of an excellent affair partner?