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ny photos of just Joe with <i>all six</i> of our children.</p><p id="21c3">My Mother’s Day present may need to be such a photograph.</p><p id="738a">Until then, I’ll leave you with this — your Jon-Stewart moment of Zen.</p><figure id="b259"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*hey0V0ZF5yw8xQ1GkHdc6A.jpeg"><figcaption>Joe the Baby Whisperer, and Gale, 2018. (Author’s Photo).</figcaption></figure><p id="0f39">Join <a href="https://medium.com/@LaurelBMiller/membership">Laurel B. Miller on Medium</a>, <a href="https://medium.com/@LaurelBMiller/subscribe">subscribe</a>, and follow <a href="https://medium.com/sweary-mommy"><i>Sweary Mommy</i></a> for more reasons Joe is <i>People’</i>s next Sexiest Man Alive.</p><p id="a005"><i>And for more unexpectedly sexy times —</i></p><div id="e860" class="link-block">
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<h2>I Told My Boyfriend Something Terrifying the Only Time I’ve Ever Been Drunk</h2>
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