Summary

Hogan Torah, a social media icon and independent online professional poker player/Twitch streamer, issues a public apology for his past actions, while denying any wrongdoing and blaming his critics for cyberbullying and cancel culture.

Abstract

Hogan Torah, a controversial social media figure, has published a public apology for his past actions, which have been criticized by his followers and the online community. In his apology, Torah acknowledges that he has been charged as an adult since his 18th birthday and that all his businesses and corporate sponsorships comply with the laws of the countries they were incorporated in. He also denies meeting up with any of his fans before their 18th birthday, except in states where the age of consent is 16. Torah claims that he has been a target of cyberbullying and death threats and that he has received hurtful messages in his direct messages. He also refutes accusations of racism, stating that he is Jewish and cannot be racist. Torah concludes his apology by announcing that he will be leaving social media for an undetermined amount of time and asks his followers to follow his Twitter and Instagram accounts for updates on his hiatus and exclusive pictures of his adventures.

Bullet points

Hogan Torah, a social media icon and independent online professional poker player/Twitch streamer, issues a public apology for his past actions.
Torah acknowledges that he has been charged as an adult since his 18th birthday and that all his businesses and corporate sponsorships comply with the laws of the countries they were incorporated in.
Torah denies meeting up with any of his fans before their 18th birthday, except in states where the age of consent is 16.
Torah claims that he has been a target of cyberbullying and death threats and that he has received hurtful messages in his direct messages.
Torah refutes accusations of racism, stating that he is Jewish and cannot be racist.
Torah concludes his apology by announcing that he will be leaving social media for an undetermined amount of time and asks his followers to follow his Twitter and Instagram accounts for updates on his hiatus and exclusive pictures of his adventures.

A Public Apology For All of The Horrible Disgusting Things I’ve Done

I’m sorry to all the wusses offended by my actions

Bruh, look at how sorry I look wearing this sweater with the dog. Image author

Today I’m writing one of the most difficult things I’ve ever written. It’s hard for me to admit when I’m wrong, because I’m not.

However, the online social media community has taken it upon themselves to cancel me again. Life as a social media icon means I’m a constant target for ugly mouth breathing basement dwelling losers who can’t get laid and have nothing better to do all day than piss in my Cheerios.

The past 24 hours have been the most difficult in my life. I’m being cyber bullied, my family has received an increased number of death threats, and my DM’s are blowing the fuck up with people saying all types of hurtful shit to me.

I take full responsibility for my actions. Though none of this is my fault and everything I’ve done has been in compliance with the law.

I am an adult and have been charged as one since my eighteenth birthday. All my businesses and corporate sponsorships are in compliance with the countries they were incorporated in.

Though Sealand might not be recognized by the UN, the country has a top level domain and thus has laws and regulations just like a real country.

I have never met up with any of my fans before their 18th birthday. Except for my fans in Iowa and other states in the US where the age of consent is 16.

I can not control the content that any of my 47,543 Instagram followers send me. I only asked for more pictures from one specific person because I was concerned a mole on her labia might have been cancerous. This only reinforces that I care about the health and wellbeing of my fans.

I love all of my fans unconditionally and I expect the same from them. All I’ve ever wanted to do was to make racks of cash and give everyone a glimpse of what it’s like to live the lifestyle of an independent online professional poker player/Twitch streamer who likes his women like he likes his coffee.

Hot.

I love all my fans spiritually and my female fans over the age of consent physically. I have done nothing wrong.

I refuse to acknowledge the accusations that I am racist. I am one of god’s chosen or as you people call it, Jewish. And as a minority, it’s impossible for me to be racist.

I need to point out that that tweet was from over six months ago. It was a different time and a lot has changed since then. I meant no disrespect to people of Portuguese ancestry, nor obese uncircumcised men.

I have met with Portuguese spiritual leaders who educated me about what was so hurtful about the things I said. The Portuguese have a rich heritage and they did stuff with boats. Also like I said, it was a long time ago so I guess I’m sorry that I offended you. I’m supposed to be disappointed in myself because I know better.

I have decided to leave social media for an undetermined amount of time. Farewell until then. Please follow my Twitter and Instagram for updates on my hiatus and exclusive pictures of me doing outrageous unbelievable adventures.

I’ve decided now is the right time to make my return to social media. I’ve learned a lot from my time away and am now a better person for it.

Please keep reading my shit and buying my merchandise. There’s no way in hell I could ever get a real job again that isn’t manual labor or telemarketing with everything I’ve done and said.

Sincerely,

Hogan Torah