A Package from Raphael
Poets don’t have to capitalize their names if they don’t want to

“Why are you here? What do you want here? Who sent you?” “Raphael.” “Raphael? Did he give you something for me?” “This thumb drive. Here.” “You didn’t look at what’s on it?” “I don’t ask. I don’t tell.” “But you do know what’s on this thumb drive, don’t you, Archie?” “Poems would be my guess because it’s always poems, isn’t it? That’s what you trade in? Fairy dust and cryptic currency?” “Two of our best sellers, but not Raphael’s style. He writes heroic poems about eating and fucking and killing. You weren’t tempted?” “Of course I was tempted. How often does somebody like me come this close to poetry? The only information I ever got from poetry is that young Lochinvar rode out of the West, toward Mecca, and that poets don’t have to capitalize their names if they don’t want to.” “So, you’ve seen poems?” “I’ve heard a lot of songs.” “Do you want to read one of Raphael’s poems?” “Would I be able to look him in the eye again if he knew I was reading his poetry?” “Who’s going to tell him? Not me. I’m like a priest, man. Or a lawyer.” “It’s not your telling him I think about, it’s me knowing. Raphael, he’s some kind of mind reader. He’d know. I’d give it away.” “Okay. Relax, man. Here’s five hundred dollars. Give it to Raphael for these poems and tell him there’s plenty more where this came from.”





