A non-native speaker under stress

A semi-erotic poem

- It’s coming out, it’s coming out!

He shouted, in his slightly accented speech with excitement and anxiety.

: “Good, that’s my aim; to make you cum. That’s what you're here for!”

She replied in her American tongue.

- No, no, I meant it is coming off. The condom came off as I came.

: “What?”

Now an angry and startled voice.

: “You’re supposed to hold on to the rubber, mister. Are you an idiot?”

- But that’s what I was trying to say. You couldn’t see as you were riding facing away from me.

: “Oh, I should’ve known. My pussy is very tight; and this happens, but folks usually grab onto it.”

- I told you this was my first time…

: “But you could’ve at least let me know…”

- But I did…

: “Nope, you didn’t clearly enough…”

- I guess it was a miscommunication…

He smiles very uneasily like someone caught off-guard.

: “Don’t smirk. There’s nothing funny here. We both gotta get tested now.”

- Why? You don’t believe me when I say you are the only woman I’ve ever been with?

: “It’s not about that…; it’s for your own good. You can never be too careful about these things…”

- Are you mad about me?

: “What? What the fuck are you talking about? Mad about a John? Are you nuts?”

- No no, I meant to say mad at me?

: “I’m trying mighty hard not to be. But you do understand, this means I might have to take a break from work and have to have some very awkward conversations with my partner.”

- I swear to god, it was only an accident; I didn’t realize…

: “It is what it is…”

- Am I the worst that you’ve ever had?

: “Nope, I’ve had far worse — people intentionally taking protection off just before penetration.”

- They should know better…

: “Yeah, I wish. But sometimes, their brain is in their dick! So…”

12.08.21