A newspaper on his café table says: Going for Gold…

While he chats to his wife he checks out another.

While he brings Hungry Jacks to his girlfriend he checks out her body parts.

He has grey hair straight. Hanging past his ears.

Grey straggly beard.

Grey shirt open to expose a suntanned chest.

Wears a gold necklace.

If you look behind the counter when he cooks you’ll see his baggy shorts, thick socks tucked into oversized runners.

Inside he still wears his sunglasses. A cheap bulky watch. Carries a green shopping bag with spare glasses and glass case.

He speaks with a thick accent to his very overweight son who owns the café.

A pen is clipped to the side of his bag.

Still got it!

A body that is!