A Message in a Bottle from the Undersea world of Lemuria
Last Minute advice from Lemurians Larry & Lin — Pussycat Tale
A Pussy Cat Tale
Lady Donga Diaries
Words & Pictures — Lady Donga
Meow 186
This was the rarest of rare finds — one in a million or more.
Occasionally you read about this in a book — in the newspaper, magazine or on TV.
But there it was lying in the sand on the beach — just beyond the water mark — with the occasional energetic wave giving it a spin.
The thump, thump in my chest meant this washed-up bottle on the beach was delivering something important.
Not just for me — but for our planet earth.
As I wrapped my pussycat paw around the stem of the bottle an almighty gust of steam shot out from the bottle.
No, it wasn’t a genie dear readers — or a fart from a blue bottle jellyfish.
The steam was responsible for concealing what was inside the bottle — and now with the steam gone I could see a rolled-up piece of paper stuck inside.
My paw was much too large to retrieve the paper to read — so I meowed for my human slave to help me.
MeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooW!
Yes, dear readers, my human Seaspray D was dancing and twisting in shallow water fishing for pipis — a kind of shellfish (times are tough here down under).
Eventually my human came over and said “What’s all this meowing about Lady Donga…what do we have here then?”
Seaspray D poked his long pink pinky finger deep into the bottle neck and fished out the paper for me.
Meoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow…. I thanked him…. rather impatiently.
Immediately I unfurled the paper and meowed out loud again.
MeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooW!
As the script was written in Lemurian — the ancient language of an undersea kingdom — I meowed to Seaspray D that we would have to check Google translate when we got home.
Seaspray D carried the bottle and note for me while I kicked his butt from behind to get him moving.
Now back inside our nearby seaside cabin for feral cats and lost cause humans — I instructed Seaspray D to get on the net ASAP and translate the Lemurian to English.
As we had no Lemurian keyboard — this had to be done by an uploaded photo of the script — to the Google translate site.
Minutes later after the laptop had made several weird noises and wobbly moves — the translated script appeared on the laptop screen.
It was scary news dear readers.
Translated as follows:
Dear human or feline finder of this washed ashore bottle — we beseech thee to act immediately on receipt of this vital message and share with the world As Soon As Possible!
Our world approaches the deadline — the time has almost come
Yes, our world is in peril — and soon something must be done
The glaciers are melting — the icy north & south poles almost a thing of the past
Indeed if you don’t act now — planet earth as we know it will not last
Mother Nature has warned you several times — but you still choose to ignore
The time has come to act immediately — and we command you -we implore
We implore you to stop burning coal — and drilling for gas and oil in the sea
Because using outdated fossil fuels — will only long-term harm you and me
The heavens up above — have given you that great solar ball in the sky
We cannot understand why you under-utilize it — we cannot comprehend why?
Why do you continue to act like a dildo — and its cousin the big dickhead?
Why don’t you listen to reason — for once please listen to us instead?
Because your shopping malls and bags of cash — cannot make clean air
The clean air is needed for your brain up there — so use it or meet despair
Because if you don’t, there will be no year, no month, no week, no day
So use your brain — don’t complain — and do something now — hey hey
Signed — yes from yours — the he and she most Trulier
Larry and Lin — we do not sin — from the undersea world of Lemuria
MeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooW for now
Until next time
With Love — Lady Donga Diaries — © Meow 186–2023