A Message From the Harry Potter Fan Club Re: Your Sorting Hat Identity Crisis

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e other girls. I listen to Nirvana and watch Quentin Tarantino movies. I should be in Slytherin.”So we obliged. Your account was then inactive for four years, during which time you believed Harry Potter was far too “mainstream.” Then, on December 11, 2016 at 3:17 am, you sent your second reset request:“I reaallyyy need to focus on my grades right now If I’m going to get into med school. I used to think I was better than everyone else, but now I realize I’m horribly average. Below average, actually — I failed two of my pre-med classes! Please, reset the sorting hat quiz so I can prove to myself I’m smart like a Ravenclaw.”Again, we obliged. Your account was then inactive for another seven years, during which time you were no doubt busy with your newfound success as a Ravenclaw in medical school. Then, two days ago, you sent the following request:“Hi, it’s me again. T

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urns out, I am not smart like a Ravenclaw… Instead of being a doctor, I’m an HR assistant at a hospital where employees get fired for watching porn ALL THE TIME. I spend my Friday nights alone with my Disney adult coloring book, weighted blanket, and crusty white dog. What am I doing with my life?! Anyways… please reset my quiz. I just know the Sorting Hat will help me figure out who I truly am, once and for all.”Please understand that the sorting hat is merely a fun, interactive quiz designed to bring the Wizarding World of Harry Potter to life. It is not a tool for 20-somethings desperately seeking answers to an identity crisis.Although, if we’re being frank here, you really do sound like a Hufflepuff.What the heck, we’ll reset the quiz again. If J.K. Rowling can make retroactive changes, why can’t we?All the best,The WizardingWorld.com</article></body>

A Message From the WizardingWorld.com Re: Your Sorting Hat Identity Crisis

Dear User CedricDigsMe69,

The WizardingWorld.com has received your request to reset the results from your Sorting Hat quiz, one of our popular features that reveals fans’ Hogwarts houses. Unfortunately, we have already reset your results two times, which is the maximum amount. Your first reset was granted in 2012, when you wrote:

“The quiz gave me Gryffindor, which definitely isn’t right. Gryffindor is so basic. You know who gets put into Gryffindor? Girls who listen to Taylor Swift and watch Twilight movies. But I’m not like the other girls. I listen to Nirvana and watch Quentin Tarantino movies. I should be in Slytherin.”

So we obliged. Your account was then inactive for four years, during which time you believed Harry Potter was far too “mainstream.” Then, on December 11, 2016 at 3:17 am, you sent your second reset request:

“I reaallyyy need to focus on my grades right now If I’m going to get into med school. I used to think I was better than everyone else, but now I realize I’m horribly average. Below average, actually — I failed two of my pre-med classes! Please, reset the sorting hat quiz so I can prove to myself I’m smart like a Ravenclaw.”

Again, we obliged. Your account was then inactive for another seven years, during which time you were no doubt busy with your newfound success as a Ravenclaw in medical school. Then, two days ago, you sent the following request:

“Hi, it’s me again. Turns out, I am not smart like a Ravenclaw… Instead of being a doctor, I’m an HR assistant at a hospital where employees get fired for watching porn ALL THE TIME. I spend my Friday nights alone with my Disney adult coloring book, weighted blanket, and crusty white dog. What am I doing with my life?! Anyways… please reset my quiz. I just know the Sorting Hat will help me figure out who I truly am, once and for all.”

Please understand that the sorting hat is merely a fun, interactive quiz designed to bring the Wizarding World of Harry Potter to life. It is not a tool for 20-somethings desperately seeking answers to an identity crisis.

Although, if we’re being frank here, you really do sound like a Hufflepuff.

What the heck, we’ll reset the quiz again. If J.K. Rowling can make retroactive changes, why can’t we?

All the best,

The WizardingWorld.com