A Love Letter to My Bicycle
Either you get it or you don’t.
To My Dear Mid-1970s Schwinn Traveler Bicycle:
I remember the moment I first laid eyes on you. You were greasy and muddy, but I saw through your road weariness to your graceful curves. Riding in the back of my husband’s truck, you weren’t much to look at. But my eyes lit up when he told me about how you had been sitting by the side of the road with a cardboard sign that said “$50 cash” on it.
And I fell even more in love when he told me about the woman, grey-haired and in her late 70s or 80s who took his money and told him about how she had ridden you to the west coast and back. I know you’ve been to places I will never travel and have had experiences we’ll never share.
No one could deny the fact that you came with a lot of baggage. You literally had Patagonia side-saddle bags clipped onto your front and rear wheels. While I dream of a day where I am free enough to pack those bags with my own gear and head out for a weeks long bike trip, for now, I’m keeping those bags stowed away in the basement.
It’s pretty yin and yang if you think about it. For now, I store your baggage in my basement. And then someday, you’ll let me store my gear in your bags so that we can ride away together. Montauk? Austin? Vancouver?
I know you’re older than me. By how much, we’ll never know since most of your identifying information has rusted off. But there’s something about your grip-tape covered handlebars and your downtube shifters that makes me feel young and free — like I’m one of those twins in those Doublemint gum commercials from the 80s.
It would be a lie to tell you that I haven’t looked around and considered other bikes. You know I even have a second bike — a raging black beauty with knobby tires that I paid a lot of money for just a few years before you came into my life. But I want you to know that none of those bikes feel like you do.
When I swing my leg over your crossbar and slip my feet into your pedal straps, I feel like I could pedal forever. I don’t need steroids to know that I’m a winner when we are riding together on the side of the road, even if it’s just to the bank to deposit a check or to the post office to mail a letter.
I know I’m just another person to hop on your saddle and take you for a spin. But to me, you’re so much more than that. You’re the wheels to my axle, the sprocket to my gears. You’ve taken me places that I could have gotten to much more quickly in my car, but you’ve done it with style and class.
I love you and as long as I can maintain you for less than a hundred bucks a year, I will keep you around forever. You are the best bike I’ve ever had and no matter what, I’ll never forget you.
Yours truly,
Emily






