avatarRobert Gowty

Summary

In a daring adventure and love-inspired mission, Rex has survived a harrowing ordeal involving escape from a penguin-hijacked vessel and plans to complete his teleportation project, all while yearning for his beloved Lucy.

Abstract

Rex writes a heartfelt love letter to Lucy, explaining his recent silence due to a perilous escape from Maatsuyker Island after a takeover by a flock of seagulls, which were actually killer penguins. He recounts the chaos as humans were rendered useless and captured, while he managed to evade capture and survive on an automatic snack dispenser he had invented. After 40 days in the wilderness, Rex signaled for rescue and was picked up by the AAV Ziggy Stardust, all the while dreaming of Lucy and their time together. He vows to retake his ship, The Corgington, finish the teleportation project, and return to Lucy's side, where he belongs, forever in love.

Opinions

  • Rex admits his recent silence due to the extraordinary circumstances he faced.
  • He expresses a sense of duty and bravery by securing the tele

A Love Letter

Love in a freezing climate.

Rex during his 40 days in the wilderness. Thinking of Lucy.

My Dearest Lucy,

Sorry I haven’t written sooner.

I’ve been on the run on Maatsuyker Island and I’ve just rendezvoused with the AAV Ziggy Stardust.

The Corgington was overrun and captured by A Flock of Seagulls. I Ran.

Actually, it was a flock of killer penguins. Nonetheless, I ran, I ran so far away.

Please don’t think me a coward.

Once the penguins came aboard the humans were useless. They just made these oooh-ah noises and thought they’d just discovered a new species. They started getting the camera gear out to take some photos. Before they had a chance the penguins had rounded them up and driven them into the hull of the ship.

I remained free.

I only had time to secure the teleportation laboratory before the penguins had completely overrun the ship.

I went into hiding and for the next five days, survived on the automatic snack dispenser alone.

I’m glad I’d invented it.

The Corgington was sailed to the base of their writing collective, where I dived into the water, swam to shore and escaped into the interior.

After forty days in the wilderness, I spotted the AAV Ziggy Stardust off the north coast. I barked a distress signal in morse code and was rescued shortly after.

During the whole ordeal all my thoughts have been with you.

Every night I’ve dreamed of nothing but laying by your side in the sands of Lake Tahoe, follicking by the water’s edge and chasing the jackalopes together.

We will retake The Corgington.

I will complete the teleportation project.

And then, I will be by your side.

Forever in my heart.

All my love, Rex.

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