A Letter To The Scammers On Medium

How to overturn a negative event into a positive one in 2 paragraphs.

*This is a parody* Trying to add humor to a serious situation 🙏🏽

To all the peasant scammers who have made themselves known in the likeness of the Queen’s image, here is a message for you. I am honored that you have chosen my image to hide behind. As Queen of my queendom, to know that a few of you have done this makes me weary, though. Yes, I am allowed to feel both emotions because I am the Queen. Ha ha. Let it be known that when I find out who you are, I will place you and others like you on the chopping block list, never to be heard from again. The Queen has never or will ever in the future ask for money or give you a whats app number to call. I am a Queen; my eunuchs take care of all my affairs for me. They will report back to me and let me know of this drastic matter.

To all my followers now and future followers, if you see anyone pretending to be me or acting in my glory, please report them to the Medium Gods and block them. This is a decree from the Queen. I have put my Royal seal on this decree, which cannot be changed or disobeyed. Thank you all, and I send this decree to the earth’s four corners. Let it be known, and let it be complete. Farewell, friends, and this is my only warning to you peasant scammers who love to dwell beneath my throne. You will never overthrow my Queendom. Bend the knee and kiss the ring. Cheers 🥂 Yours Truly Queen InYah👑💍.