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">As a child, I didn’t think about what I put inside my belly. I had only one agenda — to be happy and satisfied. Slather a Dodger Dog with mustard and relish on a warm, toasted bun, and watch a ballgame from the bleachers with a footlong mouthful.</p><p id="8fd0">© 2021 <a href="undefined">Mark Tulin</a></p><div id="b0af" class="link-block"> <a href="https://mftulin.medium.com/membership"> <div> <div> <h2>Join Medium with my referral link - Mark Tulin</h2> <div><h3>undefined</h3></div> <div><p>undefined</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320

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A Grilled Dog Between a Bun

Happy and satisfied

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I loved hotdogs as a kid, but now I fear processed food. I know what’s in it. The waste products that shorten a lifespan, the fat that clogs the arteries — the cardiovascular disease and type two diabetes.

All those additives and dyes. The possibility of cancer. The worry and the trauma. The comfort food that knocks on death’s door.

As a child, I didn’t think about what I put inside my belly. I had only one agenda — to be happy and satisfied. Slather a Dodger Dog with mustard and relish on a warm, toasted bun, and watch a ballgame from the bleachers with a footlong mouthful.

© 2021 Mark Tulin

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