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Summary

An overstimulated millennial experiences a playful, sensory-rich interaction with a barista over her morning coffee.

Abstract

The narrative unfolds a morning scene where a millennial woman encounters a barista whose teasing and attentive behavior creates an atmosphere of anticipation and excitement. The barista's smooth movements and seductive demeanor are likened to those of a magician, heightening the woman's sensory experience as she waits for her coffee. The interaction peaks with a playful exchange where the woman begs for the teasing to stop, and the barista, after setting down the cream, offers her the completed latte with a knowing smile. The piece concludes with a quote from Josephine Baker, comparing the relationship between the woman and her coffee to a harmonious blend, and a nod of appreciation to baristas who enchant customers with their craft.

Opinions

  • The author seems to appreciate the artistry and charm of a skilled barista, elevating the simple act of making coffee to a performance.
  • The woman in the narrative appears to enjoy the playful banter and the heightened sensory experience, despite her plea for the barista to stop teasing her.
  • The barista is portrayed as someone who takes pride in their work, delighting in the effect their craft has on the customer.
  • The quote by Josephine Baker suggests a romanticized view of the interaction, implying that the combination of coffee and cream (or the barista and customer) creates a perfect union.
  • The author expresses gratitude to baristas everywhere, acknowledging the unseen emotional labor and skill that goes into preparing coffee, which can turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one.

A Day in the Life of an Overstimulated Millennial

Morning Coffee Edition

Photo by Max Ducourneau on Unsplash

He was teasing her again.

Making her wait. Watching as she squirmed.

Salivated.

The man was suave, she’d give him that. Like a magician, the way he moved. Smooth, seductive… achingly attentive.

The way his fingers slid down her—

“Stop,” she begged. “Please. No more!”

The barista nodded, smiling as he set down the cream. “And will you be having anything else this morning, ma’am?” he asked.

“No,” she gulped, flushing as she took the steaming latte he offered. “Thank you. You’ve done enough.”

“He was my cream, and I was his coffee — And when you poured us together, it was something.” ~ Josephine Baker

To all the baristas out there seducing us with your brew…thank you 🖤

Steph Thompson 2021

Humor
Coffee
Comedy
Sex
Millennials
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