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I Followed The Morning Routines Of The World’s Most Successful People. Here’s What Happened
Steal these habits if you want to make more money
Let me tell you a secret.
I’m a highly successful entrepreneur who can travel around the world while working remotely from my laptop. And if you adopt the following habits, it’ll only be a matter of time before you’re making lots of money, as well.
Avoid The Urge To Be Like Tim Cook
According to CNBC, the Apple CEO wakes up just before 4am every day. That morning routine sets Tim up for success and helps him be one of the most successful CEOs in the world.
Unlike most productivity gurus, I don’t recommend adopting the habits of Tim Cook. Instead, I suggest waking up an hour earlier so you can have the ego boost of knowing you’re awake before the Apple CEO.
Trust me — It feels great.
I wake up at 3am every morning. Then, I go for a shower while simultaneously emptying my bowels and saying positive affirmations in the bathroom mirror. “I am the most successful person of all time. I am the hardest-working businessman in the world. Everyone wants to be like me.”
Don’t Spend Money On A Gym Membership
It’s not necessary if you already have a gym in your luxury penthouse apartment.
I live in the same building as Jeff Bezos. So, every morning, we chug a mug of coffee together while running on treadmills. We do this to prove that we have what it takes to run towards success. Nothing gets in our way.
After a 45-minute workout, we fistbump, look each other in the eye, and pound our chests while yelling, “we’re the most awesome entrepreneurs who ever lived.” In case you didn’t know, that’s true.
Boycott Work By Delegating Your Schedule
If you want to be more successful than 99% of people, a great place to start is thinking like the 1%. Or, in other words, me.
After reading the 4-Hour Workweek by Tim Ferriss, I began paying a virtual assistant $3 an hour to complete my freelance projects. And since I was getting paid $75 an hour by my client, I could profit the rest.
When I was born, people called me Matt. But thanks to my constant stream of great ideas, everyone now calls me a genius. And to be honest, I don’t blame them. I’m a walking, talking money-making machine.
Now you have a greater insight into my daily routine as a six-figure entrepreneur. So, if you want to make lots of money like me, steal the above habits for your own life. Because once you implement them, your life will never be the same.
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Disclaimer: This article is a joke, fictional, and for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t take it seriously. Therefore, it should not be considered business, financial, or legal advice.