PROCRASTINATION

A Day in the Life of a Professional Procrastinator

I almost got distracted writing this…again.

I’m a certified professional procrastinator.

You can see it on the wall with my certificates.

“But it’s empty”, you wonder. “OHHH...”

My day begins with me, under the blankets… I’m watching Netflix, AGAIN. (who even watches Netflix before they even wake up anyway).

I gloriously waste my “productive” morning routine and I’m ready to eat a healthy breakfast.

Eating is the only activity I’m eager to complete and I can’t stress this enough.

Now, I’m ready to finally head to my desk and wri… Okay, let me see a video first on YouTube.

Damn, this dog really knows how to go after his tail!

Oh boy, look at this glorious pancake! (Did you know the record is 15m diameter?)

This guy is the best in beatbox, look at all those sounds he maaakes!!!

And my newest favorite:

Watching people react to live performances of my favorite songs (yeah I’m okay, it’s just the quarantine I promise!).

F@#K, it’s lunchtime.

I’ll continue writing later then.

Lunchtime is over and I head to my desk again. Someone is calling me in discord… UHHH they want to play a game. Who the hell wants to raid a boss again…

Okay, just one boss! Damn, this shiny shield I got as a reward! Let’s do ONE last boss! *10 bosses later*

Dinner time!

And it’s movie time! Oh hell yeah! I love movies as much as I love food. They inspire me to write the next day! Do I sense doubt in your eyes fellow reader????

And this is it. A day in the life of a professional procrastinator. Being a procrastinator is an acquired taste if I may say. Just like every profession, you have to take risks. You have to leave things behind. In my case, I’ve left…Uhh, the list is bigger than I thought…

For more information on how to be a better procrastinator please DON’T contact me. Just don’t!

I’ve really gone out of my box to write this. I spent my valuable procrastinating time for you…