A Convo with Jill and Joe Biden about Medium
It was all in my head
At home with the Bidens
Joe: Hey Charlotte, how are you?
Charlotte: Do you really want to know?!?
Joe: Ooh… What’s going on?
Jill: What have you done Joe?
Joe: Nothin’…I ain’t done nothin’
Charlotte: You wanna play it like dat?!?
Joe: I ain’t playin’
Jill: Enough Joe!
Charlotte: It’s okay Jill … Let’s drop it like that!
I am tired of your ass Joe. What’s going on with your Medium page?
Joe: Again… I ain’t done nothin’ wrong I…
Charlotte: Ya take us all for fools! Your Medium account is sh*t!
Joe: Ya betta watch yourself!
Jill: Calm down Joe! Please Charlotte what do you mean?
Charlotte: First, he is posting the same picture again and again! Some writers spend hours looking for the right image to highlight their stories! He can’t even be bothered to at least post a new one for each article.
Second, in some stories he talks in the third person! Unbelievable
Third, he only writes about how bad Trump is!
Jill: I have to admit I haven’t been on Medium
Charlotte: His account is a disgrace!
Joe: Come on now!
Charlotte: You know I am right, did you think writers on this site were going to applaud your every word? Do the work!
Joe: Do you know how busy I am? I’ve got an election to win!
Charlotte: You won’t win anything if you don’t change your mindset! It’s only a matter of time before Trump opens a Medium account. As soon as it happens he will blow you away!
Joe: Who are you working for?!?
Jill: Joe, deep down you know she is right…Charlotte what can we do?
Charlotte: Put different pictures on each article, write about various topics and connect with fellow writers!
Jill: Let’s start right now!
Joe: Right now?
Charlotte and Jill: YES
Joe: Okay, my gosh…Give me a break!
Charlotte: Medium won’t wait! You have this huge opportunity to connect and grow your network!
Joe: Okay… Let’s do this!
Charlotte: I am sorry for earlier
Joe: Don’t worry, we are all on edge because of the fraud!
Charlotte: Still… I apologise
Joe: And I am sorry for taking Medium and you two for granted.
Jill: We are all sorry now let’s work!