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, my uncles, even my ex-girlfriends on the beach, I proclaimed, as I stuck out my chest, raised my sword, and screamed proudly:</p><p id="3682">“I AM SOMEBODY. I AM THE SUPERHERO: DOC SAMURAI SAM!”</p><h1 id="aa2d">✅Thank you! Believe in Yourself</h1><p id="b410">Shhhhhhh. I have a secret, for the goddess of war helped me. What they didn’t know was that I had a learning disabilities that I masked, for I never learned anything in school. I taught myself, by secretly going to the UCLA library to become enlightened. Only you can free yourself from yourself. Believe you can, and you can. Open the door to defeat the fire breathing Godzilla Dragons. Believe. Love yourself, and you can love the world.</p><h1 id="c845">✅PS Thank you Goddess Kali</h1><p id="c839">Did you know that in Rome, they worship a Black Goddess? Yes, I lived there as a kid. Those statues of the goddess are called Black Madonnas. I fell in love with a Black Diety. The Goddess of War! In Japan, The most powerful Goddess in the Sun Diety,</p><p id="f493">Guess what? She is actually the Hindu Goddess of War: Kali. Even when Rome became the center of the Catholicism, the Black Goddess stood tall. Beware! Respect all women, and love all women. Love is all we have. We are each other. Therefore, make love not war</p><h1 id="366a">✅Read DEP > Dancing Elephant Press ></h1><div id="7299" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/new-relationship-column-2b1b20dcfbc3"> <div> <div> <h2>New Relationship Column</h2> <div><h3>Step right up and start writing some juicy articles</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*YxzTZhAJ1JmoH945-YFPuA.jpeg)"></div>

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✅A Call to Arms: Resilient Sushi Sale, Never Eat the Bull Were Fed

✅The Loving-Kindness Mantra: Never Give Up, and Don’t Believe the Bull!

✅Why Did Samurai Sam Fall in Love with a Goddess?

“ May I be free from mental suffering May I be free from physical suffering May I take care of myself happily”

—The Loving-Kindness, Metta Sutra,

Bullshit > Photo by Quaritsch Photography on Unsplash

✅Time after time,

I was told, that I was a loser, an ugly duckling, and the prince of skunks. At first, I believed the propaganda of lies. Then one day, I stopped listening to those voices from my family, friends, and foes.

One day, while kissing my own ass, I became a resilient prince charming. Through self-loving kindness (Metta), I escaped the heavenly beaches to become a Robo-knight in Shining Amor, battling thy Goliath Robo-Dragons, whilst sleepwalking through thy education factory.

Bravely, I battled an army of Ninja Robo-Martians while yawning though my double BA degrees of English and Spanish. Next, I fought AI flying Windmills Robo-Rockets, while imagining them to be a Giant Abominable Naked Robo- Snow White doing yogic pole dancing while earning an MA degree in Lit, and finally, charging against thy mightiest Godzilla Sun God while earning a PhD. in Technical Writing / Teaching English to Speakers of Other Languages (TESL).

Shocking my father, my uncles, even my ex-girlfriends on the beach, I proclaimed, as I stuck out my chest, raised my sword, and screamed proudly:

“I AM SOMEBODY. I AM THE SUPERHERO: DOC SAMURAI SAM!”

✅Thank you! Believe in Yourself

Shhhhhhh. I have a secret, for the goddess of war helped me. What they didn’t know was that I had a learning disabilities that I masked, for I never learned anything in school. I taught myself, by secretly going to the UCLA library to become enlightened. Only you can free yourself from yourself. Believe you can, and you can. Open the door to defeat the fire breathing Godzilla Dragons. Believe. Love yourself, and you can love the world.

✅PS Thank you Goddess Kali

Did you know that in Rome, they worship a Black Goddess? Yes, I lived there as a kid. Those statues of the goddess are called Black Madonnas. I fell in love with a Black Diety. The Goddess of War! In Japan, The most powerful Goddess in the Sun Diety,

Guess what? She is actually the Hindu Goddess of War: Kali. Even when Rome became the center of the Catholicism, the Black Goddess stood tall. Beware! Respect all women, and love all women. Love is all we have. We are each other. Therefore, make love not war

✅Read DEP > Dancing Elephant Press >

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