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A 3-Minute Hack For Writing You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
I’m not exaggerating when I say it changed my life
I have a confession to make.
For a long time, I sucked at writing. My brain was always void of ideas. My levels of motivation were so low that I often couldn’t bring myself to sit down at my desk. Plus, I frequently stared at my laptop without touching the keyboard because I didn’t know what to type. As you can imagine, it was difficult to get things done.
But one day, I stumbled across an incredibly useful writing hack that changed my life. Because of it, I’m able to make thousands of dollars per month while only working a couple of hours per week.
Here’s a step-by-step breakdown of what happened:
My Friend Recommended An Unconventional Strategy That Improved My Career
He told me to outsource every single aspect of my writing career to a personal assistant. And while I was skeptical at first, a few seconds of research quickly changed my mind.
Apparently, all the big writers outsource their writing. How else would they write several books per year while staying sane and maintaining a good quality of life? We both know the answer: they wouldn’t.
Don’t judge me for outsourcing my writing career to other people. I’m just following in the footsteps of your favorite authors.
Anyway, I spent three minutes finding a personal assistant to write my next novel. And after looking at the prices of what personal assistants charged per hour, I settled on the cheapest person I could find.
After Implementing This Writing Strategy, My Output Skyrocketed
Well, the output of books released under my name skyrocketed. However, my personal productivity stayed approximately the same.
One of my newly released books, titled “How To Be A Successful Writer,” was in the top 10 chart on Amazon for three weeks in a row. It also became a New York Times bestseller because everyone wants to create a full-time income from writing (like me).
Right now, my personal assistant is writing a new book that’s scheduled to be released in a couple of months. Although we haven’t come up with a title yet, it’ll be themed around my ability to be a walking, talking, productivity machine. And since the publisher gave me a six-figure advance, I should probably call Tim Ferriss and tell him about my success creating a literal 4-Hour Workweek.
Outsourcing is a strategy that has benefited both my personal life and my writing career. It helped me to release several bestselling books that sold millions of copies. Of course, creating a full-time income from writing is difficult. But I’ve done it. Which means you can, as well.
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Important Disclaimer: This article is a joke, fictional, and for entertainment purposes only. This is a humor article so please don’t take it seriously. Therefore, it should not be considered professional writing advice under any circumstances.