Humor, Inspiration

9 Humorous Ellen DeGeneres Quotes

Funny and insightful quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. She’s one of America’s most well-known comedians.

She was born on January 26th, 1958. She married her girlfriend Portia de Rossi in 2008, and they are still married until today.

The Ellen DeGeneres Show is an American comedy talk show hosted by Ellen Degeneres since September 8th, 2003.

The business magazine ranked DeGeneres as the twelfth-highest paid celebrity in 2020, with a net worth $84 million in annual earnings.

Her success story is very inspirational.

Ellen has been through many bad things in her life, even though she made millions of people laugh.

“Just go up to somebody on the street and say “You’re it!” and just run away.” — Ellen DeGeneres

Now, this is might seems crazy, but it reminds me of myself when I was younger. I didn’t have much responsibility at that time.

I was kidding to strangers on the road, and even making them laugh, people around me called me crazy, but I was happy because this way, I was sending positive vibes to them.

Don’t take life too seriously, give yourself a chance to enjoy it the way you want, stick tighter to the things that make you happy, even if they seemed weird.

“Accept who you are unless you’re a serial killer.” — Ellen DeGeneres

Of course, there is nothing worse than being a serial killer. But seriously, no matter who you are or where you are, you are part of this world. This world accepted you the way you are, and with all your sins.

So give yourself the love you need, and believe me, you deserve much more than what you think.

If you don’t accept yourself the way you are, don’t wait for anyone to do.

“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” — Ellen DeGeneres

Don’t relate your happiness to anyone or anything. People and things you have, or maybe you want to have, enhance your pleasure, but they never create it. It’s up to you to make it.

Decide to be happy, and you’ll be, be proud of yourself and thankful for everything you have (your health, your family, your life, etc.)

Mostly, we keep saying, “I’ll be happy when ..” it’s like we’re telling our mind that we’re not happy at the moment, which we programmed ourselves to be unhappy, and this is what always happens.

Find your passion and dive into it.

“People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant.” — Ellen DeGeneres

I consider this quote as a lesson. Some people were born with talents, but most of us, we create it.

Put yourself in the place that you want, but especially that fits you.

Find your passion, believe in yourself, and work hard to get where you want to be.

Mr.Bean succeeded in making the world laugh without saying any word. I still watch his episodes until now.

Ellen Degeneres, Mr.Bean, Charlie Chaplin. They all were ordinary people, but they believed in themselves, and they decided to be who they are today.

“Never follow anyone else’s path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.” — Ellen DeGeneres

Be original, be real, and be fully yourself. Accept and embrace who you are, and don’t try to follow anyone else path. Follow yours. What success is for another may not be a success for you.

It’s okay to learn from others’ success but focus on yourself and never compare yourself with anyone.

You’ll never fight, resist in someone else path, so choose your own and succeed in it.

“Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings.” — Ellen DeGeneres

I used to be bullied by my friends and everyone around me, also my family, because I was so kind to them. And it made me feel worse over time.

You can be funny and make people laugh. You can do some good humor without offending anyone.

It’s not worth anyone’s laughing at someone else’s expense.

Bullying remains to bully, regardless of the form in which it is hidden.

“Find out who you are and be that person. That’s what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come.” — Ellen DeGeneres

Find your real purpose in this life, create the lifestyle you want to live, and be happy with what you are doing, don’t let anyone bother you.

Don’t listen to anyone, listen to your voice, and focus on your goals.

Sometimes our parents push us to do things we don’t want to do, like studying some fields, wearing clothes, etc.

They want to see their dreams in you. No, you have your goals.

It’s not easy as saying it, but it worth to be who indeed you are.

“You are never too old to play. You are only too old for low-rise jeans.” — Ellen DeGeneres

This funny quote has some deep meanings.

Sometimes you want to wear something, say something, play something, or to do something, but you afraid of everyone around you, you think that you’re too old to do kind of stuff.

Who made those rules! You have gifted with good health to laugh, wear, walk, speak the way that you want as long as you’re respecting everyone.

Do what you want to do without shame. You’re not offending anyone. Be the real you; show the crazy person inside you and be happy with it.

“We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that.” — Ellen DeGeneres

If you can, in some way to contribute with something to add joy or kindness to this world, do not hesitate to do it.

Maybe your smile to somebody will make his day.

Help this world be better with simple things. It doesn’t need a lot of effort to make significant changes.

Imaging after a long hard day, with a tired face and your husband, tell you that you are beautiful.

Learn how to love each other, and try to give some good vibes to the world somehow.

What I like about quotes, that is short and quick, but they have deep meanings that can change your life completely if you follow them.

There are several quotes from famous and infamous people, and they’re all worth reading and applying to your life.

Which one of these quotes did you like the most?