Zoomers are too young

8 Reasons Why Boomers Are Funnier than Millennials

Gen Xers are simply not funny

#1 — Boomers are richer

Farting in a one-bedroom apartment shared with five other broke friends isn’t funny. At all. Farting in a twenty-two bedroom mansion in luxe core bedlinen of the highest quality is hilarious. Try it for yourself.

#2 — Boomers are creative

Thanks to their complete lack of technological skills, Boomers need to find alternative ways of doing things that take five seconds for a Millennial. Their creative muscle trains every day, making them more likely to invent funny jokes.

#3 — Boomers are older

With age comes the experience. Once you’ve lived, you know what’s funny and what’s not. You can tell the difference.

#4 — Boomers are self-absorbed

Boomers’ main point of focus is themselves. Less time spent thinking of others means more time available for finding funny jokes.

#5 — Boomers know it all

In particular, they know how to be funny.

#6 — Boomers are hardworking

To be funny, you need to put in the reps. You can’t arrive from the eighties and early nineties and decide to be funny. You have to work for it. Boomers live to work.

#7 — Boomers give more to charity

Telling a joke is all about the others. You give them what they want. With higher percentages of charitable donations, boomers have the right mindset. They’re more likely to listen to their public and adapt their jokes for maximum funny impact.

#8 — Boomers had a tough childhood

Born right after WW2, they didn’t have it easy. They had to work from a very early age. Some of them started working as early as 1960. That was more than 60 years ago. Can you imagine?

As Wild Oscar once said, from childhood toughness comes a great sense of humor.

Intergenerational recap

For Gen Xers

Sorry, you’re not funny.

For Zoomers

Listen to your Grandma. She’s funny and always has candies for you. Don’t listen to your parents. They’re not funny and always want you to clean your room.

For Boomers

I call you the LOL Folks. You’re so funny.

For Millennials

Listen to your dad’s jokes and learn the ropes of funny. Ok, Boomer?

Disclaimer: This article is an article. It is not a millennial adviser. Consider seeking independent boomal, zoomal, millennial or other advice to check how the information presented relates to your unique circumstances, except for Gen Xers. Sorry, you’re still not funny.

Smillew is a writer, a tweeter, and a serial masturbator. He’s also very funny. Some he does well, some not so well, but he still tries them all.