8 jokes to make you realize life
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- A large, solid lock hung on the door, and an iron bar could not pry it open. The key came his thin body into the lock hole, only gently turning, the big lock “snap” to open.
❤️Everyone’s heart is like a locked door, which you can’t pry open with your thick iron bar. Only by caring can we turn ourselves into a delicate key and enter the hearts of others.
2. The father and son saw a very luxurious imported car. The son disdained to his father and said: “People who take this kind of car must not know in their belly!” The father simply replied, “Anyone who says that must have no money in his pocket!”
❤️Does your view of things reflect your true inner attitude?
3. After dinner, mother and daughter wash the dishes together. Father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly there was a noise of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then silence. The son looked at his father and said, “Mother must have broken it.” “How do you know?” “She didn’t swear.”
❤️ We are used to looking at others and ourselves with different standards so we are often strict with others and lenient with ourselves.
4. Two tour groups visited the Izu Peninsula in Japan. The roads were bad and full of potholes. A tour guide repeatedly said the road was pockmarked. Another guide poetically tells visitors, “We are walking down the famous Izu Charming Dimple Avenue.”
❤️Although it is the same situation, different ideas will produce different attitudes. Thinking is a wonderful thing, how to think, it’s up to you.
5. The same students in the third grade of primary school, their future volunteer is the same clown. The Chinese teacher rebuked it as: “No ambition, children can not be taught!” Foreign teachers would say, “May you bring laughter to the world!”
❤️As elders, we not only require more than encouragement but also narrow the definition of success.
6. His wife is cooking in the kitchen. Beside her, her husband kept saying, “Slow down and be careful! There’s too much fire. Turn the fish over quickly, there is too much oil!” The wife blurted out, “I know how to cook.” The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to let you know how I feel when I’m driving and you’re talking next to me…”
❤️It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to stand in their perspective and position to see things.
7. A bus full of passengers was moving fast down the hill. A man was running after it. A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the pursuer, “Dude! Come on, you can’t catch up!” “I must catch it,” gasped the man. “I am the driver of this car!”
❤️ Some people have to work very hard because if they don’t, the consequences will be very tragic! However, it is also because of the need to work hard that latent instincts and unknown traits will eventually be fully revealed.
8. Peter: “The newly moved neighbor is so hateful. Last night, he came to ring my doorbell in the middle of the night.” Leo: “Really hateful! Did you call the police right away?” Peter: “No. I thought they were crazy and went on blowing my trumpet.”
❤️ Things happen for a reason, if you can first see their own is not, the answer will be different.