7 Little Things That Can Tell You a Lot About How Sex Will Be With Someone

#2 How they peel their bananas.

“Did you know that by watching someone eat, you can tell how good they’ll be in bed?”

It doesn’t hold the test of (bed)time, but it’s a good line. Use it when your date is fighting to eat spaghetti carbonara elegantly. It’s a sure winner.

Some say dancing is revealing; something about the rhythm. I tend to disagree; great dancers have been disappointing in my sex life. But, here are seven little things I’ve found to be strangely significant.

Little things people do that can tell you a lot about how sex will be like with them.

#1 — How they pet the cat

Are they paying attention to how the cat is responding? Or are they just mindlessly caressing it? When do they stop? When the cat is satisfied, or when they lose interest? Do they take the time to make the cat happy?

Answers to these questions are a tell-tale sign of how foreplay will be and which purpose it will serve. A person taking the time to pet the pet till the pet is satisfied is one with whom you want to go to bed.

During foreplay, they’ll pay attention to your reactions and will keep on going till your arousal level reaches its maximum.

#2 — How they peel their bananas

There are many more ways to peel a banana than you would think; wikiHow describes the eight (!) most common ones. It can be from the top, the bottom, or the middle.

I’ve got to admit my experience is limited on this one, so that might not be fully statistically relevant. But, if you find someone who opens bananas by the middle. By all means, don’t let them go! Seduce the banana out of them and enjoy the most creative sex you’ll ever have!

#3 — How they cook

In some cuisine, it’s all about the spices. The more spices, the hotter and the tastier the dish. Do you want your sex to be vanilla? Or do you like it hot and spicy?

More importantly, do they know how to cook? They don’t have to be a chef, but they should have at least one go-to-dish. It means they took the time to learn the recipe and practice. That’s the kind of spirit and dedication you want to see in the bedroom.

One last thing. The best lovers are the ones tasting and licking everything as they prepare the dish. No part of your body will be left untouched.

#4 — How they eat their apples

Some people bite around the core and throw it away at the end.

Overs eat everything, the seeds, and even the stem! They make for the best lovers.

When giving you head, they won’t hesitate to do anything they can to please you. They won’t be disgusted and won’t back off because a hair got stuck between their teeth; or because some crumpled balls of toilet paper got stuck in some of your intimate parts. They’ll toss it aside, make a joke about it, and will keep on licking/sucking/both of you.

#5 — They don’t kiss on the first date

It can be frustrating, but they’re the kind of people who like to build up the tension; nothing like restraint and imagination to make our brains boil with sexual anticipation.

They like to savor the anticipation and enjoy teasing. Foreplay is a guarantee; it will be long and exciting.

They make love to your brain as much as to your body.

And with all the time spent thinking about having sex with you, they’re usually very creative in the bedroom.

#6 — When lost, they’re not afraid to ask for directions

These people know they can be wrong sometimes and are ok with it. They don’t have an inflated ego that prevents them from asking for help when in doubt (or lost); they even find it normal.

That’s good news because our bodies are covered in paths leading to pleasure. Knowing how to read the map requires many hours of training, and if you don’t pay attention, you can get yourself stuck in a dead-end. If you’re ready to ask for directions, it will speed up the learning curve.

And some of these tracks are hidden, no chance you’ll find them without hiring a professional guide. Usually closed to tourists, these routes might open up just for you if you know how to ask (or order), allowing you to bring your lover to a Himalaya-sized climax.

#7 — They don’t mind if you spill your glass of wine on the couch or the tablecloth

These people know that shit happens and that if you organize a party, your place will get dirty. They know the same goes with sex toys. And they are relaxed about it.

“No, worries, it happens all the time. We’ll clean it later.” They say.

They’re the kind of lovers that keep things relaxed and chilled in the bedroom. They don’t need any special effort to make you feel at ease; it’s just the way things are with them. Their relaxedness is like a massage oil covering your body.

They’re the kind of lovers that will laugh it off if you fart while receiving oral sex.

Now you know what to do on a first date!

Here’s the to-do list you need to follow:

1. Bring bananas.
2. And apples to share. Sharing is caring, so you’re in for a good start.
3. Accidentally spill some of your coffee on their lap. Do your date like it dirty?
4. Lose them in a garden maze and wait for them to ask for help.
5. If they exit the maze, bring them back home and introduce them to your pet.
6. Don’t kiss yet.
7. First, ask them to teach you a new recipe.

Good luck!