7 Crazy Things I Find In My Mailbox
America summed up in 7 images

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. So here are my thousand words about the ridiculousness that is mail in the U.S.
1. Gun catalogues


And we live in the “bluest” city you can find.
My Danish husband and I laughed so hard about this one, we kept it just for memories.
2. Enough weekly coupons to cover my living room floor

Trees. What trees?
3. Made-up doctors’ bills

Here’s an explanation of costs I received from my insurance company this week, bragging about all the money they spent on me (excuse my drawings).
A regular check-up and two vaccines for the baby — $694. Why not?
A preventative visit — $484. Sure.
My own annual doctor’s visit and blood work — $889. Absolutely!
Let’s get real. No one is paying that much, so why waste time and paper?
4. Nondiscrimination notices…


No medical letter in the U.S. is complete without a nondiscrimination notice.
Now, if only the lack of free universal healthcare wasn’t a descrimination in and of itself.
5. …in 12 different languages


But hey, at least you can complain about the injustice in your native language.
6. Exciting offers

Oooooh.

I’m pre-selected! Hassle-free!

But wait, there’s a catch… Always.
7. Checks

While the rest of the civilized world uses contactless payments exclusively, we still order checks in the mail.
I’ll take the one with puppies, please!
Mail is alive and well in the U.S. And the funniest thing of all? I still get excited every time I open the mailbox.
