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7 Best Chat-up Lines to Attract a Man
Work 99% of the time, every time
All the Love Gods and Love Gurus in the world decided to meet up and answer the meaning of life — What are the best chat-up lines to attract a man?
Here are the 7 they agreed on, after days of heated debate:
1. Is that a Nokia 3310 in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Any guy will be over the moon that you have noticed his fancy new gadget. Men like to be up to date with the latest technology and appreciate women who notice all their efforts. Complimenting his new brick phone, CD Walkman, or Game Boy Color will go down extremely well and put you in the driving seat.
2. Have you watched The Notebook?
All men secretly love The Notebook but find it hard to admit in public. They are itching for a girl to bring it up first so they can deep-dive into every scene. Whether it is Rachel McAdams, Ryan Gosling, or the old people playing future versions of these two heartthrobs, there is a bit of eye candy for everyone.
Men are likely to be reluctant to suggest watching it first and would be thankful if you played along and made out you were forcing them to watch it.
A masterclass of a movie.
3. I once knocked my ex spark out for saying thank you to a waitress
Men want to feel safe in a woman’s company. A protective and over-jealous girl is sure to win them over. If he knows you have a mean right hook he can relax and let his guard down while out in a bar. Men also hate having to say “Thank You” to people, so this kills two birds with one stone.
4. Can you come back to mine and shave my back for me?
I’m bringing hairy back. A bit controversial this one. A bit like Brexit, with a narrow win, when the love gurus had a vote and 52% of the experts voted in favor of bringing back hair into the equation early.
If you are brave enough to go down this route, he will be amazed at your confidence in your own skin. Also, if he is a fan of the hair, he may put the razor down and give you a back massage instead.
Who doesn’t like a good back love rug?
5. Nice fingernails
It is a top secret that most women don’t know. Men truly care about their fingernails. Most are too self-conscious to get a manicure or painted in a pretty pattern but are patiently waiting in the wings for a woman to take the first move and dish out the compliment.
Simply noticing and saying how you like his fingernails will make him feel fuzzy inside. He is likely to blush and giggle like a schoolgirl. At this point, he is basically yours and will be popping the question in no time.
6. Did I stutter?
As mastered by Stanley in the US Office, aggressively asking a guy who may have misheard you “did I stutter?” is guaranteed to get their attention immediately.
They are likely to apologize for causing you offense. You can then be the bigger person and say it is fine and you forgive them. They will like the fact that you are so gracious and probably ask you out there and then.
The sequence goes as follows. Unnecessary aggression, he apologizes, you be unbelievably forgiving.
Master this and he is all yours.
7. I once did it with a whole football team…thoughts?
Everyone likes a team player. This wild overshare shows you are a people person, crowd-pleaser, and have a great engine. Knowing a girl likes to let her hair down and will definitely be a hit with his friends is all a man really wants.
So there you have it. The top 7 chat-up lines out there to attract the man of your dreams. Which ones have you tried?
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