50 Shower Thoughts That Will Make You Ponder Existence

1. Life isn’t short. It’s the longest thing you’ll ever be a part of.
2. Out of the eight million species on the planet — humans are the only ones that pay to live on it.
3. Living people eat dead mushrooms and living mushrooms eat dead people.
4. Most guys will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.
5. A telephone makes sound travel faster than the speed of sound.
6. You’ve probably seen at least one person on their last day alive.
7. The youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you.
8. If you’re planning to procrastinate tomorrow instead of today, you’re procrastinating procrastination.
9. It’s impossible to ‘save’ a life, you only delay death.
10. There is a possibility you will end up in the background of somebody’s family photo or video and never know you were in it.
11. At some point, the internet will be older than all humans alive.
12. One star in the daytime can blind you, but a thousand stars in the night sky is a beautiful scene.
13. A person whose birthday is on December 31st can never say their birthday is next year.
14. As a kid your parents say, “don’t talk to strangers,” but in order to make friends, you have to talk to strangers.
15. We pass the anniversary of our death every year without knowing.
16. The only time it’s not past midnight is at midnight itself.
17. If life isn’t fair for everyone, doesn’t that make life fair?
18. Talking is a fancy way of breathing out.
19. ‘Coffee flavored water’ doesn’t sound good, but that’s what coffee is.
20. You’re not afraid of being alone in the dark, you’re afraid of not being alone in the dark.
21. Every word in every language started out as gibberish until one person convinced enough people what they said was a real word.
22. Your car keys have traveled further than your car.
23. Cells multiply by dividing.
24. Living is just the process of dying.
25. Consider how many places you’ve already visited for the last time.
26. W is spelled ‘ Double U’ but it looks like ‘Double V.’
27. We will never see a majority of the people we cross paths with ever again.
28. What if our life is a dream of someone else’s? What if we dream in our dream and dream big in someone’s dream?
29. Aliens invaded the moon on July 20th, 1969.
30. There is no reason the alphabet needs to be in order.
31. Every book you’ve ever read is just a remix of the dictionary.
32. Lego people live in houses made of their own flesh.
33. Your right elbow will forever remain untouched by your right hand.
34. In the earlier days of medicine, it was difficult to determine if someone was actually dead — or in a coma, emaciated, or paralyzed. Some people were buried alive.
35. It is impossible to touch any reflection that is not your own.
36. A doctor hopes you get sick, a policeman hopes you’re a criminal, a mechanic hopes your car breaks down, but only a thief wishes you prosperity.
37. Your brain is in your skull, and you’re fine with that.
38. You will never see yourself in person.
39. Earth’s birthday silently passes every year and nobody knows when it is.
40. You are a background character in someone else’s life.
41. Wisdom teeth aren’t useless, they’re actually the reason some oral surgeons are able to make a living.
42. When you look at stars, you are actually looking back in the past.
43. When you close your eyes, you are closing your eyelids, not your eyes.
44. When people discovered the brain, it was just the brain discovering itself.
45. When reading, you’re looking at a dead tree and hallucinating.
46. If life is a story and everyone is their own main character, then every single one of those stories ends with the main character dying.
47. When you clap, you’re high-fiving yourself.
48. If money is the root of all evil, then why do they ask for it in church?
49. The words swims is ‘swims’ upside down.
50. Walking is just falling forward and catching yourself with your foot before you hit the ground.

What are some of your favorite shower thoughts?