50 Cent Lyrics Updated For His New Entirely Upside-Down Tour
Published on The Daily Drunk

You can find me in da club
Or danglin’ in a pub
That blood rushin’ to my head
Make me feel like I’m on drugs
Gravity perks my pecks
When I’m lowered from above
So come and kiss my mug
And give my temples a rub
I’ll take you to my Superbowl Bop
I’ll let you watch me spit hip hop
Go ‘head girl see me hangin’ up top
Keep rappin’ ’til my knees go soft, whoa
Hate it or love it, the underdog’s on top (of the monkey bars)
Flip,shorty
It’s your birthday
We gon’ get upended like it’s your birthday
We gon’ hang suspended like it’s your birthday
For 50 you’ll be head-over-heels
It’s not your birthday
Those Rams be playin’
Those Bengals be scorin’
I’m danglin’, man!
I’ll teach ya how to stunt
My neck still blingin’
My rings still gleamin’
Still hangin’, man!
I’ll teach ya how to stunt
Stunt so hard, everybody gotta watch me (at the jungle gym)
I got the magic stick
I know if I can hang from it once, I’ll hang from it twice
I’ll do the sickest tricks
Shorty, don’t believe me, trapeze with me tonight
And I’ll show you acrobatics (What, What)
Acrobatics
I got the magic stick
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Kerry Webster Reynolds is a Massachusetts Creative Writing teacher who writes her own nonsense sometimes, occasionally demonstrating proficiency. Words: Points in Case, The Belladonna, Slackjaw, etc. Follow her! @KWebbyRey.
