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wl Bop</i></p><p id="6aba"><i>I’ll let you watch me spit hip hop</i></p><p id="c797"><i>Go ‘head girl see me hangin’ up top</i></p><p id="f2d7"><i>Keep rappin’ ’til my knees go soft, whoa</i></p><p id="02d5"><i>Hate it or love it, the underdog’s on top (of the monkey bars)</i></p><p id="00f0"><i>Flip,shorty</i></p><p id="811f"><i>It’s your birthday</i></p><p id="a8bb"><i>We gon’ get upended like it’s your birthday</i></p><p id="69e3"><i>We gon’ hang suspended like it’s your birthday</i></p><p id="a691"><i>For 50 you’ll be head-over-heels</i></p><p id="976f"><i>It’s not your birthday</i></p><p id="e53e"><i>Those Rams be playin’</i></p><p id="5ca5"><i>Those Bengals be scorin’</i></p><p id="822b"><i>I’m danglin’, man!</i></p><p id="89f0"><i>I’ll teach ya how to stunt</i></p><p id="76ee"><i>My neck still blingin’</i></p><p id="0250"><i>My rings still gleamin’</i></p><p id="153d"><i>Still hangin’, man!</i></p><p id="429d"><i>I’ll teach ya how to stunt</i></p><p id="48a2"><i>Stunt so hard, everybody go

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tta watch me (at the jungle gym)</i></p><p id="7349"><i>I got the magic stick</i></p><p id="4903"><i>I know if I can hang from it once, I’ll hang from it twice</i></p><p id="72f4"><i>I’ll do the sickest tricks</i></p><p id="1665"><i>Shorty, don’t believe me, trapeze with me tonight</i></p><p id="dff9"><i>And I’ll show you acrobatics (What, What)</i></p><p id="cc99"><i>Acrobatics</i></p><p id="8477"><i>I got the magic stick</i></p><p id="e920"><i>Link to website: <a href="https://dailydrunkmag.com/2022/03/14/50-cent-lyrics-updated-for-his-new-entirely-upside-down-tour/">https://dailydrunkmag.com/2022/03/14/50-cent-lyrics-updated-for-his-new-entirely-upside-down-tour/</a></i></p><p id="9c21"><b><i>Kerry Webster Reynolds </i></b><i>is a Massachusetts Creative Writing teacher who writes her own nonsense sometimes, occasionally demonstrating proficiency. Words: Points in Case, The Belladonna, Slackjaw, etc. Follow her! <a href="http://www.twitter.com/KWebbyRey">@KWebbyRey</a>.</i></p></article></body>

50 Cent Lyrics Updated For His New Entirely Upside-Down Tour

Published on The Daily Drunk

Photo by Kendall Scott on Unsplash

You can find me in da club

Or danglin’ in a pub

That blood rushin’ to my head

Make me feel like I’m on drugs

Gravity perks my pecks

When I’m lowered from above

So come and kiss my mug

And give my temples a rub

I’ll take you to my Superbowl Bop

I’ll let you watch me spit hip hop

Go ‘head girl see me hangin’ up top

Keep rappin’ ’til my knees go soft, whoa

Hate it or love it, the underdog’s on top (of the monkey bars)

Flip,shorty

It’s your birthday

We gon’ get upended like it’s your birthday

We gon’ hang suspended like it’s your birthday

For 50 you’ll be head-over-heels

It’s not your birthday

Those Rams be playin’

Those Bengals be scorin’

I’m danglin’, man!

I’ll teach ya how to stunt

My neck still blingin’

My rings still gleamin’

Still hangin’, man!

I’ll teach ya how to stunt

Stunt so hard, everybody gotta watch me (at the jungle gym)

I got the magic stick

I know if I can hang from it once, I’ll hang from it twice

I’ll do the sickest tricks

Shorty, don’t believe me, trapeze with me tonight

And I’ll show you acrobatics (What, What)

Acrobatics

I got the magic stick

Link to website: https://dailydrunkmag.com/2022/03/14/50-cent-lyrics-updated-for-his-new-entirely-upside-down-tour/

Kerry Webster Reynolds is a Massachusetts Creative Writing teacher who writes her own nonsense sometimes, occasionally demonstrating proficiency. Words: Points in Case, The Belladonna, Slackjaw, etc. Follow her! @KWebbyRey.

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