5 Twenty Word Stories

I’ve been Hackney’d

1. Uncle texted a pic from California of him and a beautiful woman. “Didn’t come out here for the avocados kid.”
2. My friend Jay left a note for the landlady, Juanita, on our kitchen table. It began like this: “Dear Wanita…”
3. She’d cheated me. Everyone there knew about it except me. I walked around smiling, like an idiot. Nobody told me.
4. “You’re experiencing anal discharge? I’m sorry to hear it. Please wait while I connect you with our anal discharge specialist.”
5. There’s an employee here with green hair and purple eyebrows. She carries around a stuffed animal all day. Grown adult.

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This was in response to a prompt from Grimsby Hackney (Go read him! He’s very good!).

I’m passing on the virus to Nicki Dee , Reuben Salsa , Susan Wheelock , Rikki Doppler , and Krystal Morgan .

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