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5 Tips to Make Your Public Sex Fantasy Real without Getting Caught

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Pretty much everyone shares one common fantasy when it comes to sex.

Doing it in public.

Whether it’s in,

  • A public library,
  • A music festival in the ocean,
  • In an airplane bathroom.

Everyone has probably considered it

Now, doing the nasty in public isn’t as easy as you might think. There are few key things you’ll probably be best to keep in mind before dropping your pants and going for it.

Keeping an eye out for who might be watching is kind of important.

Having sex in public is otherwise known as public indecency and well illegal if cut by a nosy neighbor or even the police you could be facing some pretty embarrassing fines jail time.

A criminal conviction or possibly even a criminal record, not something you’d want potential employers to find out about.

Like anything in life, preparation is key.

Choosing the location carefully for your public tryst is usually a great first step towards making the experience a success.

Scoping out potential locations ahead of time is a pretty good idea and I’ll help you by giving you time to find the more secluded and less populated spots.

The Pickup (pick me up)

No matter where in the country you are there’s likely to be a pickup truck parked nearby.

I mean this America right and now I know you’re not trying to convince anyone to defile anybody else’s private property or anything but if you were too, well here are some tips to start.

Steps:

  1. You might want to bring a blanket or something to cover you up.
  2. Once you’re all crawled up inside of the truck, try to stay below the sightlines by having the woman lie flat on her back.
  3. As for you well it’s pretty simple. Lie on top of her with your chest pressed against hers,
  4. And place your legs outside her own

This position will mean that you’ll have to do most of the work as she won’t be able to move much.

— But the thrill of the location should help get both of you off.

Tip:

Try to avoid wearing underwear before doing it in public.

Women’s underwear in particular seriously interferes with what you are trying to accomplish.

Back-Alley Bliss

Now this one has the potential to get a little dirty. So be warned finding an alley in the city that doesn’t see too much traffic.

Shouldn’t be too hard but just to be safe this one’s best performed at night after the garbage pickup.

Steps:

  1. Find a dumpster
  2. Position your partner either sitting or lying down on top of it.
  3. Spread her legs and stand in between them.
  4. You have to do now to take your sweet time going down on it.

Keep your eyes and ears open for vagrants or any drunks that might be using that very same alley as well a toilet.

— Because yes that might kind of kill the load.

Tip:

Choose the color of your clothing to suit your environment.

The idea being you want to blend in and not stand out. Bright shirts are probably not the best idea.

Pigs-in-a-blanket

This is a great option if you find yourself with a horny partner at a public park or maybe even a beach. All you need is a big blanket or a towel.

Try to find a more secluded part of the park or beach away from prying eyes or playing children.

Steps:

  1. Lie down on the blanket,
  2. Wrap yourself around,
  3. And the two of you can start wiggling till your heart’s content.

A good little trick is replacing the blanket with a sleeping bag it’ll prevent any accidental exposures of naked body parts.

Plus, you’ll get extra hot and sweaty in there. That’s always good right moving on from public parks and beaches to the deep woods.

Tip:

With public sex feel free to skip the foreplay.

Some quick light fondling under the clothes to warm you both up is still a good idea, but keep it brief.

The Lumberjack

A lumberjack is a great option for those of you looking to get in touch with nature at the same time as getting in touch with each other.

Steps:

  1. Find a densely wooded area,
  2. Bend your girl over at the wait,
  3. Make sure that her arms are wrapped around a tree for supports,
  4. Enter her gently from behind.

From here on out it’s up to both of you as to who is in control as this position makes it easy for both of you to truly go wild.

Tip:

Keep it down.

Any load moaning is going to be like shooting a flare for the people around you and will bring a lot of unwanted attention.

The Bushwhackers

Finally, this one is a tried-and-true classic.

Sex in the bushes reminds us of all of our misspent youth curfews and well all sorts of naughty behavior.

What’s great about this one is that you don’t even need to leave your own property.

But of course, you should feel free to try it anywhere you like.

Now being a gentleman is key as she won’t want to get her clothes dirty from the ground or bushes.

  1. Get her to wrap her legs tightly around your waist as you kneel in the bushes.
  2. Make sure to support her waist with your arms and hold her tightly to your body as you enter her.

This position will make sure that she doesn’t have to touch the ground. And instead, you’ll get the twigs and the leaves in your shins but that’s a small price to pay for some great public sex now, isn’t it?

Now there’s nothing better after a long winter that’s outdoor intercourse.

Tip:

In case of getting caught;

Make sure you have an excuse prepared.

For example,

  • You were “Sleeping”,
  • Helping her “Stretch”,
  • Or checking her “Breathing”.

If you follow these suggested positions you’re guaranteed to have some fun public sex.

But remember,

Choose view locations carefully,

And keep your eyes and ears open as it’s probably best.

Get out there and start having some real fun this summer.

I hope you enjoyed, if so follow me. I am sending you so much love,

Cheers.

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