5 Things I Wish I Had Known About Doors

And how to say something without saying anything at all

1. Let me talk about something that will change your life.

2. Doors.

Everyone thinks they understand them, but I’m going to give you advice that will keep you captivated till the end of this page.

Don’t believe me?

I have opened many doors in my lifetime, too many to mention. Big. Small. Heavy. Wooden. Metal. Glass. You name it, I’ve opened it. I’m no expert, but I can share a thing or two.

First, I should satisfy your curiosity. What’s in this for you? You must be rewarded for reading this, or else it’s not good writing.

I offer you a product, and you should think that it’s worth it, even if you didn’t think so without my intervention. But watch out! Bragging is a no-no.

I wish education was more like this. Just give me all that I want to learn and know, and cut to the chase. I don´t have much time. Don´t give me any extras, or teach me about something I don´t already understand or think.

That’s why titles are so important.

Never be inaccurate with your titles. No one wants to get past the 25% finish line only to find out you’re doing something you didn’t declare from the start. That’s being sneaky and it’s a deal-breaker. Swipe left.

1. And I must use the active voice, passive is so passé.
2. Back to the doors.
3. Make sure you know what type of door it is before you approach. It could be a slider, folder, or swinger.
4. The handle position usually informs the direction in which it will open.
5. Don´t project your head forward while opening. Your whole body should shift away if the door opens inward.
6. Be aware. Sometimes there is someone on the other side you don´t want to see. Don´t let them in. This will be evident if you have a peephole. This could be embarrassing if the door is transparent.
7. A good door gets you from Point A to Point B efficiently and effectively.

I hope I taught you nothing you didn’t already know.

I also hope this quasilisticle hasn't taken up too much time and that I get a lot of Likes, oops, I mean Claps.

Damn, autocorrect!