4 Ways To Turn A Housewife Into A Hoe
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Now, now. I’m a housewife/mom, so spare me your anger from the title. This article is meant to transform your dulled sex life back into that just dating sex when headboards broke, and you woke up feeling like you got clam kicked by a kangaroo.
I prmise you this article will help with your lack of sex. Just read.
Gentleman, are you tired of your partner getting chronic “headaches” right before bed? Because funny enough, most of the time, it’s your fault, not hers. Guys, let me tell you a secret. One of the only reasons women tend to avoid sex, is because it’s boring — all spontaneity, creativity, and passion left to get cigarettes and milk and have yet to return.
And while the women need to read this as well to understand their role in the sex drought, this is mainly for the men who wish they could have kinky, weekly, or even daily sex. Sex continues throughout a relationship, but not so much intimacy in most cases. After a few years with my current partner, my cute outfits, sexy gestures, and random blowjobs dwindled into sweatpants, video games, and petty arguments. His morning cunnilingus, hour plus fondling, and romancing turned into the equivalent of hell on earth. No foreplay due to sleep schedules, and lack of passion.
Yet, ten years later, with a child, and 16-hour shifts for him, and me writing and being a mom, we now have insane, kinky, filthy sex at least 4 times a week. How?
1. I’ve grown accustomed to her face
I, too, have fallen prey to work, chores, kids, and all of the things in life that hinder me from being a walking aphrodisiac. My partner and I used to have daily sex.
Not just sex, but a minimum of three hours, including foreplay, being the majority. We were so in love, so kinky, so wild. Then life, money, and children, smacked us in the face at full speed.
Instead of crawling into bed to lick a ball sack, I was crawling in the bed with one boob hanging out so I could feed my spawn.
I feel like couples, especially with children, or especially after years of being together, fall into a dry spell. The spontaneity disappears because of habitual comfortability, in life.
But there’s one thing a lot of us forget, and that one thing is the person you lay next to at nighttime.
We don’t have a disdain for intimacy; it’s not like we don’t find our partner sexually appealing anymore; all it is, is the honeymoon phase diminishing into a realistic lifestyle versus sleepless nights and sweaty sheets.
In order to bring back those sexy times, you must bring back the sexy feelings.
Don’t get me wrong; it is not easy. But it is worth it. As soon as we understand the underlying issue with why the dry spell has occurred, only then can we rectify it.
2. Bro, she’s right there!
At the beginning of a relationship, most men go above and beyond to peacock their female counterparts into intimacy. By that, I mean that most men are more romantic, tender, intimate, creative, and open at the beginning of a relationship versus the middle.
That’s human nature; it’s not your fault. However! A lot of women are intimate creatures. We crave passion. I’m not saying men don’t, but in my experience, and I’m sure a lot of other women, when you come up to us and start massaging our bodies with that look in your eye, the last thing we want to do is rip our clothes off and hop in the bed.
You may look at it as if you are trying to be intimate in a sexual way, but we do not look at it the same after intimacy and romance have been cut out of the equation.
Sure, at the beginning of a relationship, my partner could’ve slapped my ass once, and I would’ve jumped in the bed.
It’s fresh; it’s new; it’s exciting.
But after years of growing, learning, and being together, we crave that loving feeling that makes us want to rip our clothes off. Gentlemen, let me tell you a little secret. Being overly sexual isn’t the way to go if you like us to resort back to our kinky ways.
Screw the flowers, screw the butt slapping, and screw the elementary body grabbing throughout the day.
Do you want to know what we crave? Intimacy.
3. What is intimacy to most women?
At the beginning of a relationship, as I explained, intimacy is much different. When you’re madly in love with somebody, a.k.a., the honeymoon phase, it’s easy to hop in bed with just a simple gesture. And if we go by studies suggesting men are more physical and women are more emotional, that’s a dead giveaway of what I’m trying to express.
Sex isn’t just a physical activity for us, as I’m sure it’s not for many men. However, in my personal opinion, men tend to forget to swoon on their women after a period of time.
Here are some examples of being intimate with your partner if you want her to be more wild and sexual.
- Get us in our feelings first. Yeah, we want you, but we want to feel like a succulent dish rather than a piece of meat on a pirate ship. Pet us, touch us in non-sexual ways.
- Take your time. Stop rushing into it. Savor us, and we will savor you.
- If you want us to be dirty, then take the day to make us feel sexy.
- For longer relationships, most women deny sex because we aren't in the mood. Why? Because we don't feel like having sex. Why? Because it takes a lot more to pre-heat us than a grop and a hard D.
- Touch all of us. Our arms, legs, face, tummy. Our passion comes from being turned on intimately.
Climax
Many men should understand that after the honeymoon phase, most women still crave that unique intimacy.
That feeling that makes us believe we are a delicacy.
I’m not saying you have to peacock your woman every single time before sex, but I am saying that typically, men and women think about sexual intimacy under different spectrums.
Most men can get rock-hard if a woman slides her hand up his pants. That doesn’t work for women after dating someone for an extended time. We need to be touched, teased, caressed and have our ovens preheated.
I promise you, if you walk up to your female partner right now, regardless of how long you have been dating, married, or what have you, and start tenderly caressing everything but their hotspots while looking them in their eyes without being sexual, regularly, you will bring that kinkiness back.
I personally believe the reason why most relationships fail sexually is that men can’t keep up with the emotional intimacy that women crave.
But if you just look back at what you had before, the passion, that intimacy, that creativity, and you genuinely want that relationship back; you will find the time.
If you need a little help, I wrote an interactive couples' book with kinky activities.
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