4 Loop Holes Around Hard Work

It’s time to be rich instantly

1. Wait for Crystal Alien Droppings.

You’re probably thinking what is he on about. This is a meteorite ball of poop fired by Aliens as a sick prank every 20,909,000 Million Years or so. The fragments let out space diamonds that are worth trillions. You’ll have to camp somewhere in the Antarctic regions so pack less items because it’s very warm and fruitful there. We have another meteorite on the way in about 320,000 thousand years, so you’ll have to wait just a bit longer. But a least you’ll have time to explore and hang out in the sun for a while.

2. Win the Lottery.

You can buy a lottery ticket and do not work to acquire wealth at all. Just hope. Sit there, and wait. It works for many. But most end up losing it which is weird. Or maybe not.

3. Find the Golden Egg Laying Goose.

This guy is real. I have seen him in the Puss in Boots movie. He lays golden eggs and runs around squawking at people. He’s kind of frustrated because the golden eggs are not soft, and he lays one every hour. I also think it might be a She, so watch out for that. She is nestled somewhere in Mexico the last I heard, Or maybe she’s in the clouds with that Giant. I need to watch the movie again.

4. Invest in Crypto

This one actually might work. Crypto is in it’s early stages. You can put some money in cheap altcoins and then it could soar in years to come. Research and only put in what you’re willing to lose.

Anyway, there you have it! You’re welcome. Send me some money if you manage to find the Alien droppings.

*I’m not a financial advisor*

The Truth

“What you sow is what you Reap.”

This is an unescapable law of life. Like Gravity.

What you put in is what you get out.

More Hard Work = More Money.

Unless, you know, the 3 steps above. I thought I found the Golden Goose, but that was just a man in a costume giving out Kinder Eggs. The foil was gold. But, you know, that means I’m getting close.