Summary

The article presents unconventional sexual advice from the perspective of a 1950s housewife, emphasizing the joy of female submission, the allure of femininity, and the importance of mutual passion in a sexual relationship.

Abstract

The author shares insights from their grandmother on how to excel as a female lover, challenging modern feminist notions that historical housewives were uniformly oppressed. The advice includes understanding true dominance as a gentle, consensual dynamic rather than a violent or rough act, embracing femininity beyond superficial aesthetics to embody an elegant and submissive presence, and prioritizing shared sexual pleasure over selfish acts. The grandmother's wisdom suggests that a good man appreciates a submissive partner, and that femininity and submissiveness can be sources of empowerment and sexual satisfaction for both partners. The article concludes by encouraging readers to abandon selfishness in bed and to focus on passion and connection.

Opinions

The author's grandmother believed that true dominance is about mutual trust and willing submission, not about force or aggression.
There is a criticism of the modern feminist view that all pre-feminist revolution housewives were victims of the patriarchy.
The article posits that femininity, characterized by elegance and softness, is attractive to men and can enhance sexual dynamics.
It is suggested that men and women have different sexual stimulations and that acknowledging these differences can lead to better sexual experiences.
The author's grandmother advocates for a sexual relationship where women are giving and submissive, and men are nurturing and protective.
The article expresses a nostalgic view that older generations had a better understanding of sexual pleasure due to their less selfish approach to sex.
There is a call for both men and women to move away from performance and ego-driven sexual encounters and focus on shared passion and pleasure.
The author hints at plans to share more sexual advice through an Onlyfans account, indicating a personal commitment to the subject matter.

3 Sexual Tips From A 1950s Housewife — Not Your Average Grandma

I’ll let my grandma speak for herself!

My grandma was a wild woman. One time when I was seven years old, she told me, “Dicks come in many flavors, don’t knock em until you try em!”

What the hell that meant, I wouldn’t know until years later. Crazy hag.

Now, most people (blame modern feminists) think that all the wives prior to the female revolution were mistreated slaves of the patriarchy!

Lobotomize your wife for $9.99 cents when you buy this new color T.V.!

Make me a sandwich, woman!

(My husband calls me “woman.” Then I kneel.)

As a matter of fact, there were a ton (even still today) of women who enjoyed being a housewife/mother who was dedicated to being a natural submissive with, wait for it, a good man!

Believe it or not, you pile of man-less fems, good men do exist, and good women enjoy submitting to them!

Anyway. Back to my granny.

How to be the best female lover, according to my 1950s housewife/slut/mother/man-pleaser.

1. Understanding dominance

For some reason, when most modern women hear the word dominance, they coil up inside of their skin and hiss into the sun.

“If you let a man dominate you as a strong independent woman, you’re assisting the patriarchy!”

No.

“Dominance isn't always toxic” — said the wise old granny of mine.

Here is a good quote to get a better understanding.

“Any man can grab a woman by her hair, throw her on the bed, and rip her clothes off. Sure, he can tie her up, call her a ‘’ or a ‘’, and have rough with her. But that is not dominance … that’s rough, maybe even violent. If she’s into it, it can even be fun but that’s still not true dominance. True dominance is the ability to whisper softly in her ear and then observe as she obediently removes her clothing. Methodically … one piece at a time. Watching as she kneels before you offering her entire self to you. Willingly, without hesitation or reservation. She will show you her most vulnerable self without embarrassment or shame. You will know that nothing makes her happier than making you happy …” — AlterEgo

No clue who wrote that, but it is spot on.

You need to allow a man to be a man. Stop trying to be dominant over him unless he likes his balls being kicked in or whatever male subs like?

2. Femininity is dead

Most (not all) men enjoy femininity. I’m not talking about dresses and bows; I am talking about a woman who presents herself as an elegant presence versus a business thot in high heels with a teenage girl’s attitude.

No, I am not saying there isn’t a time and place to be a bad bitch, I am just saying that being more feminine and elegant isn’t going to fuel the horrible woman-hating patriarchy!

Men like femininity, it turns them on to be able to nurture and protect. To watch a soft, submissive, delicate woman melt under their touch.

“I’ll drink with the best of em, and I'll win any hog race, but men and women enjoy different stimulation.” — Granny (the hog racer)

3. Boys and their toys

Men enjoy playing with women. In a fun, safe, mature, and sexy way, a lot of men could spend hours just touching us.

“Give him your body for his liking” — Granny

In today’s society, people think sex is just fucking and sucking. The only men who are good in bed are 50+ in age and the same with women. That’s because we have become sexually selfish.

Men just wanna hit and quit, and on to the next kitty.

Women think they have golden pussies and put out minimal effort during sex.

Where the fuck is passion? Submissiveness? Sharing? For clits sake, you probably suck in bed or have shitty sex, because you're selfish.

Just lay there naked and let him pour sexual tension all over you. My favorite part about sex is when my partner touches my body like he’s trying to make me come from sheer fingertips.

Climax

Men, just because you have a big dick doesn’t mean you're good in bed.

Ladies, we all have a pussy. Yours isn’t better because you are a “bad bitch.”

Share passion. Not selfishness.

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