GOD TOLD ME
3 Most Popular Google Searches: YouTube, Facebook and Pornhub — Keys to Your Success
Pornhub’s popularity puts a whole new spin on “words from the burning bush”
Like I wrote in the kicker, “GOD TOLD ME”. Kristina God that is. The God of all things great and small pertaining to Medium.
See …
So …
I’ll tart up my SEO game Leaving only my own self to blame
For not making a killing If Google is willing
To send viewers my way When all I need say
Is Facebook, YouTube and Pornhub But therein lies the rub
By using these words in my poem I’m sure I’ll be never alone
Googlers will find me But they’ll read me for free
Maybe I will polish my cans And put up a page, OnlyFans
But no, I’ll stick with Facebook Get readers by hook or by crook
Then YouTubing I’ll go I need some more dough
But Pornhub’s the ticket For this sticky wicket
Of how to get viewers to read The wordporn I’ve shot out like seed
When Googling “Pornhub” and “Burg” Be it ever so dumb, so absurd
That on one hand they’ll find me While their other one’s making whoopie
But I’m desperate for views and success And God says “Bless this mess”
So I’m giving SEO a try By using the three words on high
Facebook, YouTube, and Pornhub Social club, video hub, and club rub
Amen
As I search for increased views and reads through my expert SEO manipulation, I’ll let you know how it goes.
Imagine the loot I’ll rake in as Pornhub adherents sign up for Medium using my membership link.
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