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3 Items That Improved My Life
Hopefully, they do the same for you
Writers love to talk about cheap items. They’ll discuss buying a water bottle for $5 or a portable phone charger for $12.99. They’ll also tell you to buy everything on their list because many writers have an overly inflated ego that should’ve popped a long time ago.
The only difference between them and me? I’m rich. If you look up “wealthy” on Google, you’ll see my beautiful face. I’m a walking, talking, money-making machine who can make millions of dollars in passive income each month.
That’s why I want to share the details regarding several items over $100,000 that improved my life. Hopefully, this article will inspire you to get rich (like me) someday.
A Really Expensive Yacht
There’s nothing more beautiful than sailing the Mediterranean with billionaires and Rick Astley. Of course, I know that from personal experience.
My yacht only cost $126 million. And since my father is a billionaire, he purchased it for my 21st birthday. Thanks, daddy.
$500k Worth Of Bitcoin
How do you know someone owns a lot of Bitcoin? They’ll tell you.
I’m serious. Who wouldn’t want to tell the world they own half a million dollars worth of Bitcoin? It’s not like there’s a government agency called the IRS actively searching for more revenue… Right?
The bragging rights of owning a lot of Bitcoin are incredible. I can walk into any technology company, show my cryptocurrency wallet balance, and be offered a job on the spot. Why? Because I’m rich.
A Private Jet
Most people like to go on vacation to a nearby town or a neighboring state. But as you can tell, I’m not like most people. In fact, I’m so far above the norm that I actively go out of my way to avoid the mediocre majority.
That’s why I don’t fly from commercial airports. Instead, I store my private jet at a private airfield with 24-hour security. Honestly, my life is so much better now that I don’t have to spend time with people who make less than $250k a month.
The above items enable me to live a much happier life. So, if you want to be like me, buy them for yourself. Because once you do, your life will never be the same.
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Disclaimer: This article is a joke, fictional, and for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t take it seriously. I do not own any Bitcoin or cryptocurrency. Therefore, this article should not be considered financial or legal advice.