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3 Daily Habits That Made Me A Millionaire
Steal them if you want to make more money
Growing up, my mom would say a few motivational words of wisdom before singing me to sleep. She also told me I was special and would accomplish great things over the next few decades.
Guess what? My mom was correct. I recently became a millionaire thanks to three daily habits.
Here they are:
Take A Few Moments To Be Grateful Each Morning
At 5am, I step onto my balcony and yell as loudly as humanly possible, “I’m f*cking grateful.”
The reason? It’s true. Unlike most people, I can afford to live in a five-bedroom apartment in downtown San Fransisco. And if that’s not something to be grateful for, I don’t know what is.
Sure, I’ve received some noise complaints from neighbors who want me to stop yelling. However, my morning ritual gets approximately 500 people awake each morning in time for work. I guess you could say I’m responsible for keeping the local economy going.
Actively Search For More Income Streams
It’s time for a little bit of self-promotion.
I have an online YouTube course that teaches people how to make money online. You can watch it for free by clicking this link.
I also live stream my life on Twitch so people can contribute toward my next vacation in Hawaii. However, there’s a minimum donation amount of $250. So if you can’t afford that, take my course and then watch my live stream once you’re rich enough to donate.
Read A Book Every Single Day
I’m not joking. If you want to be a millionaire (like me), you need to become a prolific reader.
So, instead of watching this Netflix this evening, go to your local bookstore and grab a copy of The Great Gatsby. I actually finished that book in less than an hour because I have a superhuman reading speed.
It’s also worth mentioning that I can listen to audiobooks at 5x speed to ensure I finish a 20-hour book in less than 10 hours. And even though the listening speed is sometimes way too fast to understand, I don’t care. The bragging rights of saying I can read quickly is a massive ego boost.
I became a millionaire by being grateful, diversifying my income streams, and reading a book every day. Of course, having a large amount of money in your bank account might seem impossible. But I’ve done it. Which means you can, as well.
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Important Disclaimer: This article is a joke, fictional, and for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t take it seriously. Therefore, it should not be considered financial or legal advice.
