HUMOR
$25,000 Per Month Won’t Change Your Life
There’s more to life than a giant bank deposit…
Recently, I wrote a post detailing how I make $25,000 per month from writing.
This time, I want to say that my current income is insufficient to support my extravagant lifestyle. Seriously… have you seen the cost of owning a private jet? It’s a lot.
Anyway, I want to explain why I need to make more than $25,000 per month writing viral articles on the internet…
A Bank Deposit Of $25k Won’t Change My Life Anymore
A few years ago, $25,000 was more than enough to cover my bills for an entire year. I paid $785 per month for a one-bedroom apartment. And because I used public transportation all the time, my monthly expenses were low.
Everything changed when I started making more money…
My ego and desire for a nicer lifestyle grew stronger as my net worth increased. I also bought a Tesla and put a down payment on a ten-bedroom mansion in California.
I was in the top 5% of income earners and felt extremely wealthy. However, my bills quickly outpaced my income. And within a short amount of time, my monthly expenses spiraled out of control…
This Is Why I Need To Make More Money From Writing
Every Friday, I go out to dinner with Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos. However, I always pick up the tab at restaurants because I’m scared of losing them as friends.
Each meal costs approximately $1,300 per person once you include expensive steaks and Champagne. And since we dine together (at least) once per week, I spend more than $15,000 on food each month. Ouch.
I also fly on my own private jet whenever I travel to a different state, province, or country. Sure, rising jet fuel prices are making my trips more expensive. However, the experience of not sitting next to anyone on a cramped commercial airline is priceless.
As you may have guessed, my monthly expenses exceed $25,000 per month. Plus, I’m not sure how I’ll be able to continue having dinner with Elon Musk and flying on private jets unless I start making more money from writing.
That’s why I’m begging you to help me.
Go through my portfolio and spend a long time reading each article. Clap, highlight, and respond to them, so each article performs better in the algorithm. Also, it’s a good idea to share my work on social media so I can receive more views.
Together, we can do this. We can increase my monthly earnings and bank balance by making all of my articles go viral on social media. So, what are you waiting for?
Go to my profile and read more of my articles.
Preferably now.
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Important Disclaimer: This article is a joke, fictional, and for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t take it seriously. Therefore, it should not be considered financial or legal advice.