avatarAmol Shrikhande

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The website content discusses the creation of humorous slogans for a nicheless blog called ComposeMD, which was rejected from an ad network for its low value, broad content.

Abstract

The author of the nicheless blog ComposeMD received a rejection from an ad network, citing the blog's content as having low value and being too broad without a specific focus. Instead of taking this as a setback, the author turned it into an opportunity to craft satirical slogans that playfully acknowledge the blog's random assortment of topics and lack of a clear niche. The slogans humorously embrace the blog's identity, with one stating "Your one-stop shop for low value content," and another suggesting "We might make an equally aimless podcast one day." The content also includes links to other articles and a self-deprecating nod to the blog's marketing challenges, positioning ComposeMD as an unconventional source of information that defies the norm of specialized content creation.

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  • The author views the rejection from the ad network as a source of comedic material rather

20 Winning Slogans for Your Nicheless Blog

Well, maybe “winning” isn’t the right word

Photo by Fikret tozak on Unsplash

In an attempt to monetize my nonsensical blog — ComposeMD — I recently applied to a semi-selective ad network.

Within minutes, I received a denial, with the reason for rejection being low value content — content that provides little to no added value, is very broad/surface level, and/or has no niche.

That got me thinking — this could be perfect fodder for some new slogans, not only for my site but for all the meanderers among us.

COMPOSEMD:

Your one-stop shop for low value content.

Read us long enough and you’ll really have no idea what the site is about.

Wait, what is the point again?

What the heck does MD have to do with any of this?

We make thin content thinner.

Your ad-free home for seriously random stuff.

It’s kind of like AI, just a lot worse.

Our email list has plenty of room.

Whether you want to learn about the NFL or cosmic background radiation, we’ll make sure you don’t know much about either.

Not as bad as social media, but close.

We might make an equally aimless podcast one day.

It’ll all make sense — sorry, cents — one day.

We prove why a society of generalists would collapse.

Is nicheless even a word?

And you thought you were confused.

Shark Tank?! We wouldn’t even survive goldfish tank.

With stock photos and text, you can learn the way they did in 2006.

We take you where you don’t need to go.

A masterclass in marketing nightmares.

Can anyone figure out any slogans for ComposeMD?

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