Newsflash!!! Birds have NO SPHINCTERS!

Proven by science! They may not be out to get you…

Birds don't know the difference between a Porsche and a Pinto.

All of their bodily eliminations come out of the same place.

Whenever they are lined up to make their escape.

Not whenever the bird needs to, because birds have no concept of needing to.

They can be flying. They can be sitting on a telephone wire. They can be admiring your Ferrari from above. They may be thinking to themselves, “what a pretty car! I wonder what is all that stuff all over it.”

Birds have no concept of rude.

Birds can’t even say, “excuse me.”

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