Cartoonpalooza
15 Cartoons that Haven’t Made Any Money
That’s about to change

If one parrot cartoon wasn’t enough, I have another. A couple of my friends have a parrot. After this next parrot cartoon, they stopped talking to me too.

I thought I’d get rich putting these cartoons on T-shirts and coffee mugs. I guess I was looking at things through rose-colored glasses. So, I did a cartoon about it.

Here are a couple of protest cartoons. Protests are popular. Cartoons about protests aren’t.


Who doesn’t like mimes? Who doesn’t like to make fun of mimes?


I went mountain biking and tried to find the “You are here” on a map. It wasn’t there. So, I made a cartoon about it.

I don’t know how I came up with this next one. I was probably drinking.

I guess I lied in the title for this piece. I actually sold a T-shirt with the following design, so I made around $2.

This is one of my all-time favorites. I was sure I could retire once this started to sell. Sales were soft.

Everyone would buy a T-shirt with a cute guinea pig, right? I’m not the only one to create a guinea pig T-shirt. Mine is the funniest and the lowest selling.

I started jogging with my dog. My dog ran after a squirrel, and I tweaked my knee, so I stopped jogging. Of course, I made a cartoon.

One of my funniest puns, but punnies <> pennies.

How many is that? Fourteen. I’ll end by making fun of Jesus.

I have a lot more cartoons that haven’t made any money. Here’s another batch.






