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100 Word Challenge — Transubstantiation

With the Clergymen away on another,

“Camping out Trip”

Sister Janice is in charge of the sermons.

She knew the prayers forwards and backwards.

Backwards from when she was

possessed by the Devil’s Sister.

Janice is also well practiced with incense as a sacramental.

To venerate, bless and sanctify.

It’s a way to remind everyone of the sweet smelling

Presence of our Lord Jesus Christ…

in addition to covering up nasty burrito farts.

Wanting to do her best, she blesses

her cousin Betsy, to help perform the

Transubstantiation.

It will be the best BODY and BLOOD of Christ Ever!

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Second Zote: I was raised Catholic and truly can’t count the hours of torture I endured attempting to get God Damn sacramental bread, communion wafers, eucharistic bread, lamb of God and or hostias (Latin) off the roof of my mouth!

They were like fucking magnets and I must have had a metal retainer. Did it retain my teeth? Hell No! Did it suck in that wafer like an 18 year old cock, who’s cool Aunt Z got him a hooker for his birthday? You bet it did!

Point is. Had I been given a nice rare steak in the middle of kneeling, standing, kneeling, stand, no kneel, kneel more, stand! FUCKING MAKE UP YOUR MIND! I might have looked forward to Sundays . . .

. . . Shit! Am I, deep down, Sister Janice? Were those wafers the seed that eventually created my alter ego?

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