TEASER — PETER IS A PUMPKIN FUCKER! — PUBLISHING IN OCTOBER
100 Word Challenge — Pumpkin
⚠️WARNING⚠️ TRANSGRESSIVE HUMOR (At least to me)
🎃 “Officer, I prefer to Paint my Pumpkin vs. Carving.”
🚔 “That’s Blood.”
🎃 “Well, yeah… I’m out of red paint.”
🚔 “Then why didn’t you buy more?”
🎃 “And waste the Blood?”
🚔 “Whose Blood?”
🎃 “Mine.”
🚔 “I have to cuff you.”
🎃 “What? Periods are illegal now?”
🚔 “Ma’am, put your dress down.”
🎃 “Not into bloody Muffins?”
🚔 “Stop!”
🎃 “Still want to play that bondage game?”
🚔 “No!”
🎃 “Than why are you Hard?”
🚔 “MA’AM!”
🎃 “Call me Naughty Slut.”
🚔 “NO!”
🎃 “Want to taste my Bloody Sweetness?”
🚔 “Please!”
🎃 “No need for Politeness… just Lick Me!”
🚨 [“Officer in need of backup”]
🎃 “Bringing your Buddies to my Buffet?”
🚔 “NO!”
🎃 “I’m up for some Triple-Twat-Tonguing.”
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Second Zote: Sometime in October, “Peter is a Pumpkin Fucker” will be publishing on Redemption Magazine, the Home of Transgressive Fiction. I’m not planning on a sequel, but the Hundo above could be its Zepilogue…