100 Word Challenge — Intimacy
“Oh God, hold still.”
“Why? What is it Doc?”
“This is why you’re having pain when sitting.”
“What? What’s wrong Doc?”
“Somehow you ended up with a 🌹 rose up your ass.”
“Just one? Because, it still hurts.”
“Hold still Robert.
Shit! There’s 🌹 another…
And 🌹 another…
And 🌹 another…”
“Ouch!”
“I told you to hold still Robert.”
“You can just call me Bobby, if you’d like.”
“Well than Bobby, hold still. I’m not done.
Never in all my years…”
🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹
“There was a Dozen Roses up your ass
I’m so utterly confused Bobby.”
“Did you get the card? Read the card Doc.”
Zimportant Zote: The basis of this Hundo is not my Joke. I was torn if I should or should not share this? I wrote this a while ago, and held off on publishing it. Because I felt guilty, for building off someone else’s concept, but, it’s just too damn funny! 🤣
If anyone knows who originally came up with this, and or how I can credit them, I’d gladly do so. But my searches just finds too many versions, some older than me. Z
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