100 Word Challenge — Backseat
A Beautiful Drive
Heading to the Cabin
Patricia wanted Cock
Richard wanted Sweater Puppets
Normally they’d Wait
Not this Time
Climbing into the Backseat
Quickly fogging the Windows
Privacy is Granted
for our Happy Couple
He sets her Puppies Free
and De-Poodles her Skirt
She releases his mighty
Drooling pants Dragon
Patricia screams, “I Love You!”
Richard un-committedly mumbles, “I Oovel Osaul.”
Now, had this been the 21st Century
and Richard had a Self-Driving Car
His Still moving orange Beast
might not have Driven off the Cliff
Airborne two Seconds
Crashing into the Rocks and Ocean
Both Dead before Orgasm
Zote: At first, after killing off another pre-orgasmic couple, I felt bad… for a second. Then, I remembered, I’m Zatanna “Xtra” Dark and it’s October, when I’m even Darker.
Zavorite: Out of the 100 words in the above Tale, I just wanted to Zote, my Zavorite word, hands down, is “might”. Sorry Tesla…
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