100 Word Challenge — Arch

“Cindy! I really

need to warn you.”

“Not now Mindy!

I want you to Cum!

I need you to Cum!”

Mindy’s hot, naked body

is bent backward into an Arch

Cindy supports her middle

with hands under Mindy’s ass

“But…”

“Yes Mindy, you have a

Fucking Fantastic butt!”

Opening her mouth wider

Cindy engulfs Mindy’s pussy

“Oh God!”

“Oh God!”

“OH GOD!”

Grabbing Mindy’s ass

firmer, Cindy tongues

her clitoris even Harder!

Mindy’s whole Body

Shudders!

Her Spasms grow

Wild!

She Screams:

“GET BACK!”

“LOOK OUT!”

But it’s too Late!

Cindy gets Splattered Hard!

Mindy explains,

“The Medical Term is

SquirtingConfettiCakeMuffinicitis.”

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⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

IF YOU DON’T WANT TO READ ABOUT NON-SEXUAL VAGINA STUFF

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Zotes: Queefs, or Varts, aka vaginal flatulence normally doesn’t smell, unless your girl has a rectovaginal fistula. “Vagina” is Latin for “sheath”. Wonder how they came up with that? Vaginal pH on average is the same as wine, tomatoes, and beer. In the novel The Haunted Vagina, a vagina was a gateway to the world of the un-living. Think about that next time guys.

More Zotes: Only around 30% of women have vaginal intercourse orgasms. Hmmm? Guys, if you only unloaded 30% of the time, wouldn’t you consider better options? The hymen was named after a Greek goddess. Need to turn off your surprise erection, because he showed up in the middle of a job interview? Just imagine your last drink was corked with a mucus plug discharging just before birthing the liquid. You are welcome.

A Zuestion: SquirtingConfettiCakeMuffinicitis doesn’t sound too bad any more, does it?

One Last Zote: Quick shout out to Ernst Grafenberg!