10 White Lies Our Husbands Tell Us
And what they actually translate to..
We know our husbands better than anyone. At least that’s what we like to tell ourselves. So, when we hear these white lies, we know exactly what they mean.
Most of the time we let them go because they are harmless. When we hear them, we shoot a death stare, and think “Are you serious right now?”.
Below are the top ten lies I hear my husband tell. Religiously.
1.) “I looked, it’s not there.”
What this really means: If I did take the time to look, it wasn’t where you told me to.
2.) “It won’t take very long.”
What this really means: I know it’s going to take forever, but I have to say this to get out of the door.
3.) “I didn’t hear you say that”
What this really means: I did hear you say that. I’m playing dumb because I don’t want you to think I forgot.
4.) “Did I say that?”
What this really means: I said that, but now that you said it, I wished I didn’t.
5.) “I’m not lost; I know just where we are,”
What this really means: I’m lost, I am just too prideful to admit it.
6.) “I will do it tomorrow.”
What this really means: I will do it after you bitch a few more times.
7.) “I like your friends”
What this really means: I don’t like your friends, but I tolerate them for you.
8.) “You’re right”
What this really means: I am just over what we are arguing about.
9.) “Wow, I thought it was cheaper.”
What this really means: Better to ask forgiveness than permission.
10.) “I’m Fine”
What this really means: I’m not fine, but it’s hard to put my feelings into words.
Note to my wives: I am sorry if reading this got you all riled up. BUT, he didn't take that trash out. So, text him and remind him for the 3rd time this week.
Have a buzzed day ladies!