10 Reasons Women Hate Having Sex With You
It’s not what you might think

Believe it or not, there are a lot of reasons why women won’t have sex with you. It has nothing to do with your looks, the size of your dick, or how much money you have.
It’s a lot deeper than that. And yes, that could be a personal stab at your sex game.
1. Your selfish prick
I don’t care about your manly urges. When you prioritize yourself coming before her, blame your selfish prick. Try focusing on what satisfies her before yourself for once, we take a lot longer to come.
2. Wash your hat
This is for the fellas who are uncircumcised. Please, for the sake of all women, pull that skin coat all the way down and back up multiple times when you’re washing yourself. It smells like dead roadkill that had been shit out by a serial killer who eats people.
3. Don’t push the red button!
FYI, the Clit is not a magical button that brings fourth amazing orgasms. That button needs to be use sparingly. Learn how to handle the entire controller and play a video game before you start button mashing. That’s probably why you always lost at Mortal Kombat against your cousin during Christmas time.
4. Bop it, pull it, twist it!
Not all titties, asses, or other body parts like to be pulled, yanked, pinched, or slapped around. (Mine do) Maybe you should gauge what a woman likes by, idk, asking?!
5. Grave digger
I don’t know how many women can back me up on this, but dirty fingernails is the most disgusting thing imaginable during sex. Why would I want those fingers inside of me after you just dug in God knows what.
6. Fort brag
Bragging is one thing. We all do it. But to brag during sex? Who does that? I once had a guy state how good he was at eating pussy and stopped so I would respond. Weird! He didn’t say, “you love this don’t you,” he said, “I’m so good at eating pussy, huh?” Until I replied…don’t do that.
7. Facials?
I love cum anywhere on my body. But not all women do, and the amount of men who blow their load on women without asking is sickening.
8. Small dick isn’t the issue
Small dicks (within reason) aren’t an issue for women if you know how to use your hands. No, not just fingering and titty grabbing, I mean you can satisfy a woman to orgasm with just your hands. If you have a small dick, you better have some serious hand game. Men, all of you should know how to please a woman without your dick.
9. Your entire dick is shite
Do you know how a lot of women think that having a pussy makes them automatically good in bed? When in fact, they either lay there like a dead fish, can’t ride the dick, can’t suck the dick, can’t do anything besides get fucked? It works for men too. Stop relying on your dick. It doesn’t mean you’re a good lay even if it’s 12 inches long.
10. Socks on, socks off?
Maybe this is a personal one for me, unless ladies come back this up? Please, for the love of Poseidon, take your fucking socks off! It’s oddly distracting, and makes you look funny.
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Any other reasons I’m missing, ladies?
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Love,
Meg madness






