Dog Humour
10 Reasons Dogs Are Better than a Boyfriend
♪ Doggies are a girl's best friend ♪
“Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”
— Agnes Sligh Turnbull
Boyfriends may come and go, but a dog is forever.
Imagine Not Liking Dogs
Would you consider dating anyone who doesn’t like dogs? It goes without saying, the most important requirement for any potential suitor is they must like dogs.
If you are on the dating scene, make sure this vital condition is at the top of the list. Splash it all over your dating profile. Dog haters or those who are ambivalent need not apply.
Dog Lovers are Kind
Everyone knows being a dog lover is synonymous with being a kind person.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like dogs. How can you not like dogs? What is there not to like?
If forced to choose between a boyfriend or a dog, the dog wins every day of the week.
It’s simple, dogs are better than a boyfriend, and here’s why.
- Dogs go bat shit crazy when you return home, whether you have been out for five hours or five minutes. They are always exhilarated to see you.
- Your dog is enthusiastic about any adventure. Say the word and he is there with bells on.
- Dogs don’t judge, ever.
- You can give your dog the same dinner night after night. He will gobble it down with enthusiasm and gratitude.
- Dogs don’t just tolerate public displays of affection, they beg for them. They want your hands all over their body and they want everyone to see.
- You will be your dog’s special person forever. Their love is unconditional. They will never cheat on you or leave you for another.
- Dogs don’t care about finances. As long as you can keep them supplied with tasty treats and comfy beds, money does not impress them.
- Your dog is not fazed by your past relationships or sexual conquests.
- Dogs don’t care what you look like. Weight is not a factor for their love. Boob size is irrelevant. To them, you are the most beautiful person in the world.
- Your dog will be head over heels besotted with you from day one. His love will never falter nor fade.
My dogs are the best investment I have ever made. I give love and receive a world of love in return. Is it possible that a dog has more love to give than a human?
Dogs are forever. Boyfriends are disposable. If forced to choose, always opt for the dog.
